part 333 wild ponies running free across the plain

[aphanon_meme]

Hi meme! How was your week? Mine was interesting. I just made pad thai noodles (this wasn't the interesting part) but the noodles came out too rubbery/chewy and I am disappointed. I'm also on an Izumi Yukimura kick today! Are you on any particular music kicks? (Also, man I wish you could embed videos on Dreamwidth! A gal can dream, I guess.)

Enjoy part 333!

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Comments

[marszmarsz]

No! Leave that part for the ponies! He'll totes ruin everything if it's claimed for him!

[SO uncool!]

[aimee_kathryn]

Poland, you don't understand!

He agreed to be my servent!

[marszmarsz]

I don't care. Claim the next one or whatever.
The ponies...

[dererste]

KESESESESESE!! NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE PONIES, POPOLAND!!!

[marszmarsz]

THAT'S NOT TRUE! TOTAL LIE! PEOPLE SO CARE ABOUT THE PONIES! THE PONIES ARE SUPER CUTE AND YOU'RE NOT! YOU'RE LIKE ANTI-CUTE! PRUS..Prus.. prussiaaaASS!! HAH!!

[dererste]

LIKE HELL!! ANON SAID THE ADORABLE AND LOVABLE ME WAS THE CUTEST JUST TWO MINUTES AGO, SO THERE!!


OI, OI, POOPLAND!!


PONIES ARE AS LAME AS THE BUTT-LIKE YOU'S COMEBACKS! NYEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHE!!!

[marszmarsz]

ANON IS WRONG! THEY SMELLED YOU AND THEN THEY STARTED TOTALLY HALLUCINATING BECAUSE YOU JUST SMELL THAT BAD!

[He's not over saying you smell. He never will be.]

AND I TOTALLY HAD A SUPER GOOD ONE BUT IT WAS LIKE SO WICKED GOOD THAT IT WOULD HAVE LIKE, MADE ANY COMEBACK EVER SUCK NEXT TO IT BUT I DECIDED NOT TO USE IT CUZ IT'S NOT WORTH SPENDING IT ON YOU!! SO I LIKE, TOTALLY WIN BY DEFAULT EVEN IF I DIDN'T USE IT!

[dererste]

IF I STINK, IT'S ONLY BECAUSE YOUR STINK IS BLOWING INTO THE FRESH SCENTED ME'S HOUSE 'CAUSE WE'RE NEIGHBORS!!! [Two can play that game]

AND LIKE HELL YOU DID!! YOU DAMN BOWLCUT, BUG-EYED, BIG FOREHEAD, RUNNY WATERY-SHIT FACED LIAR!! LIKE FUCKING HELL YOU DID!! IF THAT'S THE TRUTH, SAY IT!! USE IT RIGHT NOW, YOU DAMN SORE LOSER!! USE IT!!

[marszmarsz]

DON'T EVEN TRY! IT'S YOUR OWN STINK!! YOU WISH THE GLORIOUS AROMA OF POLAND WOULD REACH YOUR LIKE, SUPER SMELLY HOUSE!

[Pout pout pouuuut!!]

NO WAY! THEN YOU'LL USE IT AND SAY IT'S YOURS AND THAT'S TOTALLY NOT HAPPENING! EVER! IT'S MINE AND I'M KEEPING IT! THAT'S LIKE, THE RULE!

[dererste]

GLORIOUS AROMA?! OI!! YOUR DELUSION IS SHOWING AS USUAL!!


TCH!! MAKING RULES UP AGAIN AT YOUR OWN CONVENIENCE, HAH?! THAT'S IT!! I'LL TEACH YOU A LESSON!! [FACE PIIIIINCCCCCH]


YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED SINCE YOU WERE A KID!! IT'S TIME TO GROW THE HELL UP, YOU SHITTY BRAT!! YOU DIDN'T HAVE A GOOD COMEBACK!! IF YOU DID, THE LIKES OF YOU WOULD NEVER HOLD BACK!!

[marszmarsz]

DON'T TOUCH MY FACE! EW EW EW EWWWW! YOU TOUCHED IT! GROSS! YOU TOUCHED MY FACE WITH YOUR SUPER GROSS FINGERS!

[OH IT IS ON! Hope you like getting your cheeks pulled!]

WELL AT LEAST I LIKE GREW UP TO BE A KID AND I DIDN'T LIKE, STAY A BABY MY WHOLE LIFE! CUZ YOU'RE LIKE, A REAL BABY AND I BET YOU STILL LIKE CAN'T USE THE POTTY BY YOURSELF AND THAT'S WHY YOU SMELL!!

[dererste]

THE ONLY THING GROSS THING HERE IS YOUR FACE!! KEH!! YOU SHOULD BE ON YOUR KNEES THANKING ME FOR TOUCHING YOU!! NO ONE ELSE WOULD!!


AUA--[NO NO HE DOESN'T LIKE IT. IT HURTS. WHEN YOU DO IT IT HURTS FUCKING THE WORSE ALL THE TIME. ]

DAMN IT I DON'T WANT TO HEAR SOMETHING LIKE THAT FROM POTTYLAND HIMSELF!! POOPLAND!! PEELAND!! POPOLAND!! [OKAY this hurts too much--LET'S GO OF YOUR FACE]


AUA.AUAUAUAUAUAUUAUAUAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! M-MERCY!! MERCY!! MEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRCCCCCCCCCCCYYYYYYYYY!!!

[marszmarsz]

EWW YOU MAKE IT SOUND SUPER WEIRD LIKE OH MY GOSH WHO WANTS TO LIKE GET ON THEIR KNEES IN FRONT OF YOU ANYWAYS!?

[Ok deal he lets go too.]

[Then he rubs his own cheeks because ugh that will totally leave a mark how dare you? And it feels like it's buzzing into his cheeks ouch!]

And I'm only letting you go 'cause I'm like, way better than you are so it's like I'm not a jerk! So you should say thank you and like apologize with a free meal!

[And no it's not a date, ew!]

[dererste]

S-Shit...[rubbing his face boo hoo that sucked]


Free meal?! You damn free loader! I'd rather die than cook for you!! Request Denied!! I refuse!! I'll dance to the sounds of your rumbling tummy instead!!

[marszmarsz]

[Synchronized face rubbing how nice]

As if I want YOU to cook something! Like nothing you make will ever touch my lips cuz it'd probably kill me or something! I want something fancy! Like uh, French food! Yeah! If you want me to like, forgive you you gotta get French food for me.

Though if you like, really wanna do the dancing thing then I'm allowed to put it on youtube.

good night, you cutie <333

[dererste]

Who the hell said I want you to forgive me?! [FROWNY FACE]


...


...[okaying thinking about french food, yes, yes he wants some]


...Tch, fine, you can tag along with the merciful me to France's place, but if you annoy us, I'll smack you!! and like hell!! Any video you take, goes on my channel!! [WALKKING AWay now. Hurry up or you'll get left behind!]

Sleep well! And no, you cutie <3!

[marszmarsz]

I did!

[Ok, ok! He's right behind!]

He better make something good or I'll totes blame it on you. I'm sure it'd be like the best video on there.