aphanon_meme ([personal profile] aphanon_meme) wrote2013-09-15 01:06 am

part 340 tender lumplings everywhere

The best season is coming, meme! Halloween season! I mean... fall! Yeah, fall. I love the fall. I actually like every season in its own way, but I think fall has the best atmosphere. Crunching leaves and pumpkins and excuses to decorate the outside of your house with fake spider webs and zombie hands. Also it means... Hetalia Halloween fanart! (Maybe even... something from Himaruya? Maybe? Bueller? No?)

Enjoy part 340!

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kingkongeriget: (do they speak English in What?)

Ask Denmark

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-09-21 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[or his mun, you know the drill]

Re: Ask Denmark

(Anonymous) 2013-09-21 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
out of you and your brothers, who is the most stylish?
kingkongeriget: (a "royale with cheese"!)

Re: Ask Denmark

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-09-21 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Me, 'course!


[Sweden is]

Re: Ask Denmark

(Anonymous) 2013-09-21 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
when are you gonna ride Sweden's dick
kingkongeriget: (I don't be givin' no man a foot massage)

Re: Ask Denmark

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-09-21 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Never! It ain't gonna happen!

Re: Ask Denmark

(Anonymous) 2013-09-21 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
STOP BEING LAZY
kingkongeriget: (do they speak English in What?)

Re: Ask Denmark

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-09-21 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Ain't a matter'a bein' lazy, 's disgustin'! Ya don't know where he's been!

Re: Ask Denmark

(Anonymous) 2013-09-21 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
If you could change one part of your physical appearance, what would you choose?
kingkongeriget: (we should have fucking shotguns.)

Re: Ask Denmark

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-09-21 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Ain't much! Wouldn't mind havin' m'old physique back, 's fer sure! Maybe havin' joints that don't fuss up so much?


[oh, wait! he knows!]


Maybe bein' a lil' smaller an' cuter!


[HE WANTS TO BE LITTLE SPOON OH MAN HE NEVER GETS TO BE LITTLE SPOON]

Re: Ask Denmark

(Anonymous) 2013-09-21 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
What do you think about IKEA? and all of these anons asking about sweden today wow
kingkongeriget: (do they speak English in What?)

Re: Ask Denmark

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-09-21 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Could make better furniture m'self!


[but that's not going to stop him from buying some there, shhh]


[it's a phase, it'll pass. it always does.]

Re: Ask Denmark

(Anonymous) 2013-09-21 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Pshhhh! I wouldn't consider Lego blocks better building materials, mister!

there's some sort of "that's what he said" joke about denmark, his sexuality, and passing swedish phases to be made here but gdi it's not coming together
kingkongeriget: (we should have fucking shotguns.)

Re: Ask Denmark

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-09-21 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Ain't talkin' 'bout Legos! 'm talkin' 'bout fine, hand-crafted Danish furniture!


[he's quite the designer, you know!]


[that's what he said in 934, 1213, 1567, 1794, 1812, 1936, 1961 and 2002. that's a lot of "phases", Denmark.]

Re: Ask Denmark

(Anonymous) 2013-09-21 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Furniture.... crafted out of Legos?

dohoho
kingkongeriget: (like three little Fonzies here)

Re: Ask Denmark

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-09-21 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Outta wood, stuffin', an' fabric!


[geez, anon, keep up with the class!]


Reckon that'd be neat, tho', yeah?

Re: Ask Denmark

(Anonymous) 2013-09-21 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
It sounds painful! And would make your skin look polka-dotted when you stood up...

Your chairs aren't painful, are they?

/SKEPTICAL ANON IS SKEPTICAL
kingkongeriget: (like three little Fonzies here)

Re: Ask Denmark

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-09-21 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Ain'tcha never sat in an egg chair 'fore? 's super comfy!


[and he's got a reputation to uphold, here!]

snap gotta go o7

(Anonymous) - 2013-09-21 23:59 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Ask Denmark

(Anonymous) 2013-09-21 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
what if i tickled your dickle?
kingkongeriget: (like three little Fonzies here)

Re: Ask Denmark

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-09-21 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Dunno! Maybe it'd laugh?

Re: Ask Denmark

(Anonymous) 2013-09-21 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
that's disturbing.
kingkongeriget: (do they speak English in What?)

Re: Ask Denmark

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-09-21 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
...thought it'd be funny...


[...oops?]

Re: Ask Denmark

(Anonymous) 2013-09-21 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Where's your cock gone?
kingkongeriget: (do they speak English in What?)

Re: Ask Denmark

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-09-21 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Put it back in th'pen fer now! Too much excitement ain't good fer the lil' guy!


[we're talking about that rooster he brought out, right?]

Re: Ask Denmark

(Anonymous) 2013-09-21 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Shouldn't bring farm animals onto the meme anyway!

[yes, but now you mention it]

How's your penis?
kingkongeriget: (a "royale with cheese"!)

Re: Ask Denmark

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-09-21 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
He were so cute, tho'!


[the rooster, not his penis]


[though he is fond of his penis]


's doin' fine! Bikin ain't been too rough onnit!