part 341 bunches of hocus pocus

[aphanon_meme]

Meme. IT'S. OCTOBER!!!!!! The best month of the year! Pumpkins! Witches! Everything Halloween! Scary movies and TV shows and that cold, crisp feeling in the air... ahh. Maybe we'll even get a new Halloween post from Himaruya!

Enjoy part 341! if you dare

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Re: Questions of the Private Variety

[kingkongeriget]

[question him]

Re: Questions of the Private Variety

[(Anonymous)]

How offa d'ya touch yerself?

Re: Questions of the Private Variety

[kingkongeriget]

Dunno! Least once a day, reckon?


[he doesn't really keep track...]

Re: Questions of the Private Variety

[(Anonymous)]

At least?

Re: Questions of the Private Variety

[kingkongeriget]

Yeah?


[sometimes two]

Re: Questions of the Private Variety

[(Anonymous)]

Why so often!

Re: Questions of the Private Variety

[kingkongeriget]

[shrug]


Dunno! Jus' do! Ain't like 's summat t'be worried 'bout or nothin'!


[he's very in touch with himself!]

Re: Questions of the Private Variety

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe you should see a doctor about all this masturbation!

Re: Questions of the Private Variety

[kingkongeriget]

Doc said 's fine! Everyone's got a different level'a sex drive, yeah? A veritimable rainbow'a havin'a jack it!


[IT'S ALL GOOD]

Re: Questions of the Private Variety

[(Anonymous)]

do you ever sniff your underwear?

Re: Questions of the Private Variety

[kingkongeriget]

If I ain't sure I grabbed a pair what's clean, yeah?


[only way to know for sure...]

Re: Questions of the Private Variety

[(Anonymous)]

WOULD YA FUCK ME

Re: Questions of the Private Variety

[kingkongeriget]

'fraid I ain't in th'habit'a fratermanizin' with folks what ain't countries, y'know? 's awful sweet'a ya, tho'!

Re: Questions of the Private Variety

[(Anonymous)]

IS IT BECAUSE I HAVE NO FACE?

Re: Questions of the Private Variety

[kingkongeriget]

'course not!


[...well, okay, maybe a little, but mostly it's because he doesn't sleep with humans these days]


Nothin' wrong with havin' no face, if that's how yer s'posed ta be!

Re: Questions of the Private Variety

[(Anonymous)]

THEN WHY?

Re: Questions of the Private Variety

[kingkongeriget]

Feels kinda weird after a while, y'know? 'cuz they're part'a ya, so...


[kinda]


[gestures-ish]


[...it's really hard to explain]

Re: Questions of the Private Variety

[(Anonymous)]

IS IT BECAUSE I'M BLUE?!

Re: Questions of the Private Variety

[kingkongeriget]

's 'cuz ya ain't a country!

Re: Questions of the Private Variety

[(Anonymous)]

THAT'S... SPECIE-IST

Re: Questions of the Private Variety

[kingkongeriget]

Ain't 'cuz I don't like 'em or nothin'! Toldja, it jus' feels weird!


[they're either a part of him or a part of another country and HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HOW IT WORKS EXACTLY, GEEZ, HE'S A PERSONIFIED COUNTRY, NOT A POLITICAL PHILOSOPHER]

Re: Questions of the Private Variety

[(Anonymous)]

Which people have you fantasized about?

Re: Questions of the Private Variety

[kingkongeriget]

[aaaaaand before he can shut himself up, meme magic kicks in:]


Nor, Ned, Sverige, Tysklan', Belgien, Ned an' Bel t'gether, Bel an' Ukraine, Ned an' Bel with me, Nor an' Ned t'gether, Nor an' Sverige t'gether, Frankrig, Ukraine, an' Grækenland?