part 345 half naked waiter nations

[aphanon_meme]

Holy Himaruya Updates, meme! It's almost December! Which means it's practically January, a whole new year! I'm surprised we've been getting so much new content... it is nice, though, it feels refreshing. (I mean, if half-naked waiter nations aren't refreshing, I don't know what is!)

Do you have any plans for the week, meme? I'm going to see Frozen (and maybe The Book Thief) plus Thanksgiving, which will be full of food, family, and... food? And of course, a presentation of this classic Thanksgiving clip: Thanksgiving Day.

Enjoy part 345!

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[marszmarsz]

[That's not how he remembers it.]

[But it looks like it'd have been pretty cool!]

[lietuvavavoom]

[NOT HOW SHE REMEMBERS IT EITHER there were no muscular mustachioed men involved and she was wearing much more clothing than that she can assure--]

[...Who is this?]

[marszmarsz]

Ah! Hey! Is that you on the picture? Like it kinda looks like you! Because that's totaly not the Lithuania I'm used to but you are Lithuania too, so it's like, either you, or some kinda twin. 'Cuz that guy is obviously me! Just with a moustache.

[And a body type that is just about the opposite of his own but he'll pretend for now.]

[lietuvavavoom]

[Ah. Definitely Poland, then.]

...He looks nothing like you.

[She's just as blunt as he is, aren't you lucky. And she's kind of glad her shirt covers more than that now, goodness.]

[marszmarsz]

Uh? He doesn't? But look! His shirt's totally like one I own! Like, I'm not wearing it right now but stiill and uh... He's blond too.

[That's enough to look just like him, right?]

[lietuvavavoom]

I guess.

[Maybe if she squints? ...Nope. And trying to imagine this guy as the guy in the picture is kind of making her want to giggle.]

So you're Poland, then?

[marszmarsz]

Seeeee? Told you!

[As long as you don't tell him the reason why you're laughing, you should be ok.]

I am! Like, the one and only! And you're the girl Liet!

[He knows because he often looks at people on here. From a distance.]

[lietuvavavoom]

You look very...

[Like one of those guys who breaks out of prison in American movies. Which also makes her want to laugh, so she just sort of coughs and leaves it be.]

Or you're the male Poland and I'm the regular Lithuania.

[She's mostly messing with him, though. Most of the meme seems to be in agreement about that sort of thing.]

[If she knew she'd be concerned at the very least.]

[marszmarsz]

I look very what?

[What are you hiding from him?]

Uh? Regular? The guy Lithuania is the regular one. I've known him for like, almost forever so he's totally regular now.

[That's good because getting serious about that would hurt his head.]

[lietuvavavoom]

...Tan. You look very tan.

[She doesn't have the heart to say the other thing.]

[That's a shame, she'd love to have a debate about it! But she also understands, alternate universe stuff is weird.]

[ukraina]

I don't think in all my years, I've ever seen you with facial hair.

[Or that buff.]

/driveby I'm sorry

[lietuvaaaah]

[You question that but not him being a woman?!]

No you're not

[ukraina]

[Don't be silly, that's not him.]

[That's...]





[...Hungary?]

are you doubting me

[lietuvaaaah]

[Why would Hungary be wearing his flag colors?]

Yes

[ukraina]

[Why would Lithuania have plump lips and cleavage?]

[Besides, Hungary looks good in yellow and green.]

you wound me!

[lietuvaaaah]

[True...]

[That's not the point. It even says "Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth" right there!]

[If it was Hungary wouldn't it say something about "Polish-Hungarian Friendship" or something? Not that he believes that's Poland, either.]

:}

[ukraina]

[Hungarian-Buff Man Friendship.]

[marszmarsz]

It uh, it just like, it won't grow. I think it's like, shy. But maybe it comes out when I'm sleeping!

[He'll keep pretending this picture is an accurate representation of his body type.]

[ukraina]

But where does it go when you're awake?

[The world couldn't handle if that really was an accurate representation of his body type.]

[marszmarsz]

.............

Back in.

[It'd change so many things.]

[ukraina]

But where exactly? Your nose? Your mouth?
Your brain?

[Would she really want to "Create History Together" with her mega buff neighbor?]

[marszmarsz]

Mh, like, under the skin. That's where hair is before it comes out.

[Would you? It doesn't sound like it'd be that bad.]

[ukraina]

Mmm. That's true.
But haven't you ever accidentally brushed your face while you were asleep?

[Perhaps.]

[marszmarsz]

What if it can like detect movement and so it goes back in when my hand moves closer? Like some kind of high-tech beard!!

[Wouldn't that be the coolest thing ever?]

[Interesting]

[ukraina]

...

...that sounds similar to something Yaponiya would create along with those giant fighting robots.

[She likes her Po too, but Buff Po might be a little interesting.]