aphanon_meme ([personal profile] aphanon_meme) wrote2014-01-27 01:20 am

part 348 candles in the lighthouse window

Hey meme! How are you doing? What is up? Do you also have a candle lit in your window for the return of Himaruya? like anon who is a light house wife! I hope he returns from the sea soon, with stories of adventure and sea monsters and the life outside the island. Ah, Himaruya. Safe journeys. Safe... journeys.

Enjoy part 348!

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(Anonymous) 2014-02-07 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
China can pleasure 60 concubines in only an hour

(Anonymous) 2014-02-07 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
[insert sweatshop joke here]
greatwallofyao: (rude!)

[personal profile] greatwallofyao 2014-02-07 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Do not--

Aren't having--

How can say--

[JUST SLAPS TAPE ON YOU FOR SUCH PERVERTED LEWD LANGUAGE]

(Anonymous) 2014-02-07 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Teacher it's time for your prune juice
greatwallofyao: (ehhhh)

[personal profile] greatwallofyao 2014-02-07 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Don't drink it.
miss_independent: (WHAT IS THIS FEELING)

[personal profile] miss_independent 2014-02-07 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Gross, laoshi! [JUST THINK OF ALL THE DISEASES!]

(Anonymous) 2014-02-07 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
IT'S SAFE AS LONG AS HE USES PROTECTION
miss_independent: (what happened)

[personal profile] miss_independent 2014-02-07 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
But what about before...p-protection...was invented, Anonymous! He might have been culturing them for years! Hundreds!
...
Thousands!
greatwallofyao: (WHAT?!)

[personal profile] greatwallofyao 2014-02-07 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[STEPS IN FRONT OF THE OP COMMENT. NOTHING TO SEE HERE!]

What--believe everything you read now?!

[does he look like he has the stamina for 60 concubines in an hour, rrly?]
miss_independent: (miss out of my way)

[personal profile] miss_independent 2014-02-07 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
*scoots back, away from the OP comment and the seething PIT OF DISEASE OMG*
...
Don't touch me.
greatwallofyao: (uhhhh)

sorry for slow tags, I'm multi tasking!

[personal profile] greatwallofyao 2014-02-07 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Tchh! When say I want to touch you?

[waves his hand dismissively]

Believe everything you read and everything you think then?
miss_independent: (miss don't let a man interfere)

nah it's cool! BE WARNED i'm slow as hell even when not multitasking q__q

[personal profile] miss_independent 2014-02-07 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
No I don't!

[staring intensely at him, obviously trying to figure out the mechanics of...d-doing 60 concubines/hour.]

I just wanna be like, careful, y'know?
greatwallofyao: (Default)

let's have a slow-off :D

[personal profile] greatwallofyao 2014-02-07 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
[he shuffles his feet a little--awkward staring, you know--then snaps his fingers in front of her face]

Bah! You know to stare at elders is rude!

Be careful of what, nothing! Lies are lies and should pay them no attention.

[I imagine the mechanics would involve a lot of well-timed... doings]
miss_independent: (miss unafraid)

i'll have you know i've SLOWED quite a few threads in my time…. :D;;;;;

[personal profile] miss_independent 2014-02-07 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah yeah, I know, Teacher, oh my god.

…I guess you're kinda old for that stuff now, huh?
miss_independent: (miss keep your distance)

[personal profile] miss_independent 2014-02-07 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
[HE HAS THE STAMINA FOR GODDAMN sixsomes 6-SIDED TERRITORIAL DISPUTES taiwan can never put anything past teacher :0! ]
Edited ([omg all these typos IM SORRY TEACHER]) 2014-02-07 02:14 (UTC)

(Anonymous) 2014-02-07 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
He must have a lot of vibrators.