part 351 lutes and flutes and brutes

[aphanon_meme]

Good day, meme! Or... good morrow? I hope part 351 shall be fun for you, or it would be a sorrow! I would think of more to rhyme, but it's late and there is no more sun! All that is left to say is--

Enjoy part 351!

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[trollskap]

[Looks him up and down. What's he covered in? But more importantly-]

Sverige.

Just when're you going to learn you can't go bargin' into a place and call it your own?

[takesaswing]

[It's oil. He might or might've not tried to unsucesfully take over another meme castle in his way here]

's not like they're usin' it 'nyway.

[Squints. Is Norway going to stop him?]

[trollskap]

[It sure looks like that. Well.]

Might be quiet, but that don't mean 's free for takin'. Most've 'em are sleepin', I'd bet.

[He might.]

You'd best think this through again.

[takesaswing]

That so...

[Feels a bit bad for taking over if everyone else is sleeping]

Nnnh.

[No no no no, wait! He's not supposed to be taking advice from Norway!!!!]

Don' wanna think 'bout it. 'm takin' over 'n that's final.

[trollskap]

You're sure about that, now.

[Snaps his fingers, producing a little flame. It isn't much, but considering what Sweden is covered in, it doesn't have to be.]

Is that your final answer?

[takesaswing]

...

[Crap]

[Takes a step back, not so sure about it anymore. He might be stubborn, but he's not an idiot]

[Shakes his head slowly, not taking his eyes off the flame]

Put that out first.

[trollskap]

[That's better.]

[Nods to the flag]

Take that down first.

[takesaswing]

[Doesn't need to glance at the flag to know what he's talking about]

[Takes it out the ground and holds it tightly on his hand]

Put that out.

[trollskap]

Hold on a minute, you.

[He might be enjoying this too much; it isn't every day that he can manage to get Sweden to do what he wants.]

I want you to call this business off. For tonight, anyhow.

[takesaswing]

[What?]

[What the hell is he planning?!]

[Grips the flag harder]

'n if I refuse?

[He's pushing it. He knows he's pushing it]

[trollskap]

Then I won't put it out.

[He sure is pushing it. They both are.]

What'll it be, then.

[takesaswing]

[Takes a step forward and looks at him, right into his eyes]

[What'll it be, for sure]

Put. That. Out.

[He won't budge if Norway doesn't]

[trollskap]

[Well, he certainly isn't about to budge now.]

You're in my space. Get out.

[takesaswing]

[Takes another step forward]

Don' wanna. Not until ya stop that.

[Nudges his head towards the flame]

[trollskap]

You ain't in any position to be tellin' me what to do, thanks.

[Raises an eyebrow]

Think on it. Got yerself some sense, don't you.

[...Don't you?]

[takesaswing]

[He has one, but it's being overshadowed by his pride and wish for expansion]

[Plants the flag between themselves]

Nnh.

[He's good at sending mixed signals]

Ain't askin' ya 'gain.

[trollskap]

And I ain't tellin' you again. Get out.

[takesaswing]

[Grabs him by the collar]

No.

[He's having great ideas tonight]

[trollskap]

[Well, that distracts him, and with his concentration gone, the flame is put out. Brilliant.]

Ngk-- Let go-!

[Kicks at him]

[takesaswing]

Ow! Oww!

[Hands too slippery]

[Wraps both hands around his collar and starts shaking him]

Stop that!!

[trollskap]

[Grabs at Sweden's hands and tries to pry them off]

No, you-!

[And tries to kick him again, for good measure]

[takesaswing]

GUH!!

[OWWWWWW]

Goddamit, Nor!

[Throws down and tries to hold him down]

[He's still pretty slippery and his plan might not work, but at least he wants to stop getting kicked in the spleen!]

[trollskap]

[He was aiming for the crotch, but spleen works too]

[Unfortunately he can't get a hit at either because now he's down]

[Fuck]

Get off've me, ya' big lummox!

[SQUIRMS in hope of slipping out of his grasp]

[takesaswing]

Make me, ya stinky fish!

[Rubs himself all over Nor, in hopes to get him oily too]

[Yeah, take that and this too!]

[trollskap]

[Eew, Sweden, that's gross]

[And way closer than he wants to be right now]

Fuck off!

[Aims a slap at his face]