aphanon_meme ([personal profile] aphanon_meme) wrote2014-08-18 11:38 pm

part 355 fireflies flying around

Summer is winding down... I will miss it when it goes! How is your summer, meme? Any exciting summer adventures? Camping or hiking or grouping together stopping an evil entity that resides in the sewers of your small town in Maine? Do tell!

Enjoy part 355!

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(Anonymous) 2014-09-04 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
have you ever slicked your hair back with your cum
1amkeit: (You are all in big trouble)

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[personal profile] 1amkeit 2014-09-04 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
...?!

ABSOLUTELY NOT! THAT IS DISGUSTING!!

[And probably not as efficient as regular hair gel]

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(Anonymous) 2014-09-04 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you work out to compensate?
1amkeit: (You want me to put what in my mouth?)

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[personal profile] 1amkeit 2014-09-04 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Compensate...?

I work out because it's healthy and because I want to keep my body in shape! As a nation, it's useful and important to maintain your strength.

[As far as that's not determined by economical and political factors, that is]
fellatiano: (others dieting kills the feli)

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[personal profile] fellatiano 2014-09-04 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[runs up, dragging stepstool behind him]

Germany I have to do this!

[without further ado, climbs onto the stepstool and goes for a headlock]
1amkeit: (Ach du Scheiße)

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[personal profile] 1amkeit 2014-09-04 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
...Italy?! Hold on! Exactly what do you think you're doing?

[In the meantime Germany'll just... stand there. Scowling]
fellatiano: (I KNOW THE ANSWER)

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[personal profile] fellatiano 2014-09-04 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
An anon said I had to!! So I'm going to stand on this and-

[okay there we go he's now tall enough to go for the head ruffle]

[what else was there- oh, right]

Um, HA HA HA HA HA HA! ...Did that sound American?

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(Anonymous) 2014-09-04 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I dare you to read a page from your diary aloud. In the middle of the meme.
1amkeit: (DID I LEAVE THE STOVE ON?!)

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[personal profile] 1amkeit 2014-09-04 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ah. Well. Surely he must have some entries that won't be too embarrassing to read aloud]

[Let's see...]

[There's that one from last week- No, wait, that's where he talks about that awkward boner he got in the middle of a World Meeting]

[Then perhaps the one from a few days before that- Oh, no, that's where he talks about that weird dream he had about the Italian landscape]
1amkeit: (IT IS VERY BAD)

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[personal profile] 1amkeit 2014-09-04 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh God]

T-That's private information, Eyes.gif!!

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(Anonymous) 2014-09-04 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
How are proteins are in your flesh?
1amkeit: (Keep it in your pants Austria)

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[personal profile] 1amkeit 2014-09-04 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not a proper question, (Anonymous)! Phrase it correctly!

[Or he won't understand what you mean]

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(Anonymous) 2014-09-04 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it true your eyeballs are actually eyecubes?
1amkeit: (Did you just...)

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[personal profile] 1amkeit 2014-09-04 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
No. My balls are perfectly spherical!

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(Anonymous) 2014-09-04 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Would you be mad if an eyes.gif made you dinner?
1amkeit: (Put that away senpai)

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[personal profile] 1amkeit 2014-09-04 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah... Why are you asking me that?

[Does this mean he can expect an Eyes.gif making him dinner sometime soon?]

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(Anonymous) 2014-09-04 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Because I'd like to hear your truth on the matter!

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(Anonymous) 2014-09-04 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Does your poop come out in perfectly even and stackable blocks?
1amkeit: (You are all in big trouble)

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[personal profile] 1amkeit 2014-09-04 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[These questions are definitely too strange]

Go home, Anonymous, you're drunk!!

And make sure you get a designated driver to drive you home!

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[personal profile] von_ballenstedt 2014-09-04 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I dare you to... carry the next person who comes after me, bridal style.
Edited 2014-09-04 22:26 (UTC)
1amkeit: (This school is annoying)

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[personal profile] 1amkeit 2014-09-04 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Glances around to make sure Russia isn't about to pop up as he says this]




[Or America, since he's kind of heavy]

...Ah, that's not so bad.

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[personal profile] von_ballenstedt 2014-09-04 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Don't jinx it baby brother.]

It shouldn't be.

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wild_kuken: (West Belongs to Me)

http://aphanon-meme.dreamwidth.org/92781.html?thread=914863725#cmt914863725

[personal profile] wild_kuken 2014-09-04 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Incoming boy West!!!

[Grope, grope, FLEES]
1amkeit: (You are all in big trouble)

Re: http://aphanon-meme.dreamwidth.org/92781.html?thread=914863725#cmt914863725

[personal profile] 1amkeit 2014-09-04 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Those are the types of dares he's used to]

...?!

[Shouts after]

FROM NOW ON, ALL PRUSSIAS HAVE TO ATTEND A MANDATORY MEETING ON RESPECTING OTHER NATIONS' PRIVACY AND PERSONAL SPACE!!