aphanon_meme ([personal profile] aphanon_meme) wrote2015-01-28 06:48 pm

part 359 survival horror tropes

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Enjoy part 359!

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/slow /at work

[personal profile] fruited_plain 2015-02-04 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oooh vending machine! Checks the change deposit for anything loose, then rummages around to see if she can find any money. Of course her money got yanked when they took her clothes. After fifteen minutes of tossing stuff about and peering under furniture, she spies her prize. A crinkled, sad-looking dollar bill.]

Aha!

[Blows it off and smoothes it out a bit, then feeds it into the vending machine, all hopeful-like. Then watched it get spit out.]

[Frowns, takes the dollar and tries to straighten it out on the edge of the machine, then feeds it back in.]

[Rejected.]

Come on!

[Straightens it harder and turns it over to feed it in again, holding breath.]

[Nope.]

[Growls in frustration and puts it back in again, shoving hand over it after it goes in.]

Take it already!

[Reejeeecctteedd whiirr.]

Gah, you're kidding me!

[Straightens the bill out hardcore, almost ripping it, then feeds it back in...! And waits. And waits.]

[It took! Sighs in relief and picks something out, then inputs the choice.]

[Not Enough Funds. .00]

Nooooooooooo!!!!!

[Slumps down the glass in defeat.]
Edited 2015-02-04 16:02 (UTC)
daheroyoudserve: (oh you know this and that)

/even slower /also at work

[personal profile] daheroyoudserve 2015-02-04 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Comes up from behind, but remembers Lithuania's warning about the taser.]

I don't think that anyone is gonna fault you for punching it open. It's an abandoned building.

Re: /even slower /also at work

[personal profile] fruited_plain 2015-02-04 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Let her have her moment. She's running on like no sleep.]

[Glares over her shoulder at him.]

Gimme your shirt.
daheroyoudserve: (what)

Re: /even slower /also at work

[personal profile] daheroyoudserve 2015-02-04 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Whoa. Someone woke up on the wrong side of the forest floor this morning.]

Wh-what?! What do you need my shirt for? Use your own!

Re: /even slower /also at work

[personal profile] fruited_plain 2015-02-04 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[She didn't because she didn't sleep. The last time she did was when she crashed the tent Lithuania and Greece were in.]

Because of the glass.

[Holds up hand and wiggles fingers.]

Can't really use my own. [Pointed gesture to chest.] I mean unless you've got something else that can bust the glass without breaking.

[Binoculars and a Taser won't work.]
daheroyoudserve: (challenge accepted)

Re: /even slower /also at work

[personal profile] daheroyoudserve 2015-02-04 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Not like he's gonna tell anyone if she did that.]

[Pulls his axe from its place in a belt loop, walking up to the machine.]

Yeah, I think I got that covered for you.

[Gives the machine a hard hit with the axe, shattering the glass, and then uses the axe as a pick to pull the glass away from the machine.]

Re: /even slower /also at work

[personal profile] fruited_plain 2015-02-04 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
That works!!

[Side-steps as a piece of glass lands at her feet and peers in at the selection when he's done, reaching for a questionable bag of chips.]

Just how old is this stuff??? Must have been last restocked before it was abandoned.

[Sort of holds the bag away from her as she carefully opens it. She's more afraid of the possibly decades-old bag of chips than her bro, who's standing next to her with an ax.]
daheroyoudserve: (yummy yummy)

Re: /even slower /also at work

[personal profile] daheroyoudserve 2015-02-04 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know. What's the sell by date?

[Pulls out a Snickers bar, flipping it over.]

2005...? I don't know... Is chocolate one of those things that gets better with age?

Re: /even slower /also at work

[personal profile] fruited_plain 2015-02-05 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
[wrinkles nose]

I don't think so. Hey, think I'll chip a tooth if I eat one of these? [Pulls a chip out. It looks normal, but there's no telling.]

Sour cream and old!
daheroyoudserve: (it will be fun)

Re: /even slower /also at work

[personal profile] daheroyoudserve 2015-02-05 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Cringes, looking at the bar.]

Nah, I'm good.

[Tosses the bar aside.]

I have some grass and plants and stuff from China that he said were safe to eat. I checked them, and they didn't have any of the signs of being like, bad, or anything. Want some? It's not much, but it's probably better than that crap.

Re: /even slower /also at work

[personal profile] fruited_plain 2015-02-06 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Grass is for rabbits, not people.

[She's so hungry though she would probably try it anyway. Speaking of, nibbles on the edge of the chip just to see what will happen.]

Eugh! [And regrets it immediately. Hurls them away like hot coals.] Don't eat those! [Spits and tries to wipe the foul funk off her tongue with her sleeve.]

Oh my God it's like something died in my mouth! [Groans.] Okay, I'll try China's plants! Just promise me they won't give me a boner or something!