part 359 survival horror tropes

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Hello again meme! Can you believe all these new updates? I love it! I hope we see more historical stuff, though and not just emperors. Also more of that Denmark, whatta guy.

Enjoy part 359!

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Battle royale - day 30

[aphanonroyale]

It's been 30 days everybody! Of course the only way to celebrate that proper is with a little special something. So we pulled some strings and invested like $20,000 to give you, drum roll please.

BATTLE ROYALE CON!



[Better hurry up and make your way over to the convention center in the eastern town where BR con is held. And avoid danger zones D1 and I10.]

Re: Battle royale - day 30

[(Anonymous)]

BUT IS THAT BALL PIT BLUE OR WHITE

Re: Battle royale - day 30

[(Anonymous)]

IT'S BLACK AND GOLD OBVIOUSLY

omg i'm dying

[(Anonymous)]

nice ballpit

Re: omg i'm dying

[aphanonroyale]

As a non-participant you may spend up to one hour in the ball pit anon. Congrats!

Re: Battle royale - day 30

[greece]

[THIS IS THE CLOSEST THING TO A BED HE'S SEEN IN 30 DAYS]

[sets up his tent in the ball pit]

[zzz]

Re: Battle royale - day 30

[(Anonymous)]

[Carefully arranges colored balls over his stomach]



[Adds one on top of his face]

Re: Battle royale - day 30

[greece]

[zzz--]

[??]

[wakes up and blinks, lifting his head up a little]

[the ball on his face rolls down and knocks down the ones on this stomach]

[strike!]

Re: Battle royale - day 30

[von_ballenstedt]

[He's seen that tent before.]

...

[Might as well take a look at who is snoring inside.]

Re: Battle royale - day 30

[greece]

[it's this guy snoring inside]

[loudly]

[while attempting to cuddle a pile of colored balls and failing cause balls don't cuddle well cause they are balls]

Re: Battle royale - day 30

[von_ballenstedt]

[Clever idea to use the tent.

But know what Greece? Keep cuddling the balls, he'll be trying to move away the tent. They are all in this mess for a month and you stop chickening out.

He'll be damned if Greece is the last man standing because he hid in a tent the whole time.]

Re: Battle royale - day 30

[greece]

[you're just jealous cause you didn't think of it first]

[the second you start messing with his tent, he sits straight up and throws a ball in your direction]

Re: Battle royale - day 30

[lietuvaaaah]

[You spent $20,000 on a ball pit and a few tables?!]

[Okay, you know what? He is going to ignore that whoever is running this is apparently horrible at managing money and go sit in the ball pit. He is going to ENJOY being ALIVE.]



[...He's had enough of this place.]

Re: Battle royale - day 30

[attaturk]

[hey, with the ball pit and tables looking as shitty as they do, that must mean that $20K went somewhere else right?! Like investing in a top notch bathroom. He is TIRED of going in the woods, especially now he has to watch his back for snakes and that... that thing that smashed Romano]

[he edges into the conference center, moving a little jerkily, clutching his sickle tight, and not just 'cause he kinda has to take a leak]

[but it's a wide open, mostly empty space and that's such a relief that when he spots a familiar face - and one who's agreed not to fight him until they say so - he's striding forward to say hello]

Oi, Lithuania! Long time no see!

Re: Battle royale - day 30

[lietuvaaaah]

[Why would anyone assume the general shitty appearance of things means there's a nice bathroom somewhere? The money probably just went directly into someone's bank account.]

[When Turkey calls his name he starts, almost going for his sword before realizing that would deflate the ball pit. Such as it is. ...Why is Turkey moving so strangely?]

Hi. Welcome to the...party?

[Someone has a really, really terrible sense of humor. Even worse than his.]

Re: Battle royale - day 30

[attaturk]

[......the nice bathroom was the one at the mansion wasn't it. That's where the money went and he already enjoyed that to the fullest. The bathroom here probably won't even have toilet paper]

Party?

[looks around like the room might've gotten more festive since you said that]

Worse then the last one I went to around here!

[he eyes the ball pit suspiciously and his grip tightens again on his sickle unconsciously. There's really no telling what could be in there amongst the balls with you. But he guesses you deserve some kinda fun it was your birthday a while back, right?]

Happy Birthday.

[it would probably mean more if he managed to say it while not glaring at balls like they just ate the last piece of baklava]

Re: Battle royale - day 30

[(Anonymous)]

A+ I'M DYING

Re: Battle royale - day 30

[kingkongeriget]

[EVERYONE SHOVE THE FUCK OVER AND MAKE SOME ROOM, HE'S JOINING ALL Y'ALL IN THE BALL PIT]


[WE CAN HAVE A CRISIS PARTY]


[GREECE CAN SLEEP, LITHUANIA CAN....MACK ON LOBSTERS HE'S SEEN THE FANART, HE'S KNOWS THAT'S A THING OR WHATEVER IT IS HE DOES, AND DENMARK CAN BE THE PRETTY FACE OF LEARNED HELPLESSNESS]






[GO TEAM VENTURE]

/Driveby.

[1amkeit]

[Please excuse all the blood and gashes littering Germany's skin and clothes]




[Starts organizing the balls by color]

/Maulby

[outbackruggedness]

[Growling, puffs of air shooting out of his nose.]

OI, GERMANY!

Re: /Maulby

[1amkeit]

[Clenches up everywhere, crushing a ball in his hand before he remembers there are two Australias]

A-Ah, hello, Australia.

[DON'T MENTION THE WAR SEX]

[outbackruggedness]

[RUNS UP AND ROUGHLY GRABS HIM BY THE SHOULDERS]

[ANGRY BEAR NOISES]

[RAISES A FIST TO DECK HIM]

(more of an open situation/driveby [?] feel free to have your character get caught up in it or not!)

[jipangu]

[ at some point of the night, after all the non-participants have cleared out (hopefully), Japan had snuck away from Sakura and Italy and stood before the building he assumed was holding "Battle Royale Con". ]

[ he'll slowly withdraw a grenade from his jacket... ]

[ not particularly speaking to anyone (or maybe the organizers?) but he'll then say ] ...I am sorry, but I cannot allow this to continue any longer. [ ready it... ]

[ this place, that ball pit inside, is undeniably insulting after all the suffering from the last Battle Royale and even this one ]

[ and as the correctly readied grenade flies through the air, he'll ninja backwards in a flash, just far enough that the explosion won't reach him. ]



[ BOOM ]

[ hopefully you had managed to leave before that explosion, or did you? ]

Re: (more of an open situation/driveby [?] feel free to have your character get caught up in it or n

[kingkongeriget]

[well, no]


[but plenty of him left the ball pit during and after]


[PLAYER 2: DEFEATED]

Re: (more of an open situation/driveby [?] feel free to have your character get caught up in it or n

[attaturk]

[that's one way to make this party a real blowout]

[even if what's getting blasted is bones, blood, and balls]

[but hey, what's a little postmortem dismemberment to a corpse]