Part 11 comes after Part 10

[aphanon_meme]

Part 10 is over! Part 11 is here. If you haven't checked the challenge entry, the challenge has been extended until Part 11 maxes. Hopefully that is enough time for people who are busy with finals and such to find time to enter, if they'd like to!

Should I mention that the number 11 scares me? I really don't like that number. Like how Natalie Portman hated the number 5 (or 6?) in Where the Heart Is. But a higher number. Well, anyway.

Da Rules:
*No image bombing.

Da Notes:
*If you're feeling down, make sure to get help, and refer to links on previous parts if you need them.
*If you don't know how to post images while anon, refer to this comment. Make sure to follow the directions on that comment as well!

And also:
*Posting on this meme, logged in or not, is opening you up and taking the risk for positive and negative comments. If you can't handle that response to your logged in comments, I'd suggest posting anon and not drawing attention to yourself.
*What you say is what you say, so please make sure you want to say it. Except for special cases (that hopefully will not come up) I won't be deleting or screening comments.
*This is a NSFW space. Warnings are not required.
-Feel free to comment or message me with any questions/concerns.

Comments

Re: Sex Headcanon Time?

[yuuago]

Haven't had a chance to actually use all of these in fic yet. Must change that eventually.

-Canada is an enormous tease. He also likes tying his partners up.

-Norway likes being pushed up against walls and bent over things.

-Poland is just as loud in the bedroom as he is outside of it. He likes being blindfolded.

-Sweden likes being topped just as much as he likes topping, if not more. And if Denmark's involved, they beat the shit out of each other before they have sex. Whoever 'wins' tops.

-Finland has a glasses fetish. Much of the time when he tops (which is frequently) he insists that Sweden (or alternately Estonia) leave the glasses on.

-Estonia is rather orally fixated. He loves giving head.

[(Anonymous)]

Most probably.

Re: Sex Headcanon Time?

[(Anonymous)]

Same. I don't think he'll give it up easily because his unicorn means a lot to him. =)

[(Anonymous)]

Does anyone else share the same computer with other people, and all of them post in this anon meme?

Re: Oh what the hell

[hey-mayonegg.livejournal.com]

ben franklin is all about the porn

Re: Sex Headcanon Time?

[(Anonymous)]

...oh my god, that's so sweet.

I'm pilfering this for my own headcanon now. ♥

Re: Sex Headcanon Time?

[yuuago]

- Estonia is very playful
- Poland would like to try some crazy stuff but he's too whiny to actually do it
- Canada loves his partner to be at his mercy (pffft)

Yes, this. All of this.

Re: Sex Headcanon Time?

[(Anonymous)]

Men.

hee

[(Anonymous)]

no, but I find that kinda cute

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, I share my PC with my sister, whose hobby is to lurk over my shoulder. And for some reason, she gets a kick out of bumping me off the computer to comment on something. And I never know what's coming until it's over. Hm.

aphanon_meme/childings

[(Anonymous)]

Not quite hate sex, but I hope it's okay. Hopefully I didn't screw with the code.

--

not quite hate sex, but...

childings pulled against the rope binding her arms above and behind her on the bed. "Let me go! This is - this is kidnapping!" She grimaced, wishing at the least that her legs weren't also bound - she couldn't even cover her nakedness!

aphanon_meme simply smiled, dropping her robe to reveal a modest, if a bit childish, bosom. "No need to get excited, childings! I'm just going to have a bit of fun with you!"

childings growled, turning her eyes away from aphanon_meme's nakedness. "Fun? Fun? How dare you! World War II was serious business! Hetalia and its entire fandom is insane."

"Insane?" aphanon_meme said, crawling onto the bed and leaning above childings body. "No, not really. I'm perfectly rational. It's my anons, you see... they like it when I get a bit, oh..." She softly stroked childings' cheek, then leaned in close to give it a little lick. "... dirty."

This was something childings would not stand for! "I won't stand for this! Y-you're annoying! Your fandom is annoying! I can't stand Hetalia!" She twisted in her bonds, trying in vain to snap at aphanon_meme with her teeth.

aphanon_meme gripped childings' chin tightly, pressing her fingers in hard. "No biting! If I may quote... myself - grow up! I don't want to gag you. After all," she said, trailing her hands down toward childings' small chest, "I want to be able to hear allll of your complaints about the fandom. Tell me more, childings, about how much you hate us..." She gave childings nipples a light pinch, causing her to give a little 'eep!'

"S-stop that! It's disgusting! I want nothing to do with any of you!"

aphanon_meme gave a little hum, leaning down and giving the semi-erect nipple a little lick.

"O-oo... I... don't! I hate this fandom! You're all cr-Aa--" a light bite on the tender flesh, "--aazy! I have proof! Lots of proof! Fff... fuck you, you're all obSESSED!" She bucked suddenly, gasping from the feel of aphanon_meme's tongue on her clit.

"You're a little wet, childings... could it be you like this fandom, despite your protests?" She smiled, giving another lick, and smiling at the noises she could bring from the fandom-hater.

"Out-outrageous! Hetalia is one of my most despised fandoms. You're all --oo... you're all yaoi obsessed fangirls! Just like Gureenn Lagoun! F-fucking insane people with... with..." She gave a long sigh, biting her lip as she tried to fight the sensations.

"Don't worry," aphanon_meme said, giving another slow lick, "I'll help you with all this unresolved sexual tension towards us..."

***

aphanon_meme emerged from the room, her lips a little sticky and pigtails quite disheveled. hetalia_kink was sitting on the couch, perusing through some new porn.

"Well," the anon meme said, smiling as brightly as she could, "How did I do, sis?"

hetalia_kink cranked her neck to the side, peering into the open doorway to see childings, tied to the bed, still panting and giving little sighs and bucking her hips as best she could.

"That'll do, anon meme. That'll do."

[(Anonymous)]

Nowai.
This anonmeme is the REASON I won't share my computer with anyone else.
>3>

Re: Sex Headcanon Time?

[yuuago]

;)

I'm slowly tackling them all. Can/Pol finished (as you know), Norway currently in-progress. Whooo.

Re: aphanon_meme/childings

[(Anonymous)]

Anon, you win the internets.
♥
Which of my body parts shall I give to you in thanks?
Or is my firstborn enough?

reCaptcha: outcome and -- recaptcha wants another epilogue ;D

[(Anonymous)]

Not much of a favourite pairing poll if some people are not allowed to vote for their favourite pairing.

Re: aphanon_meme/childings

[(Anonymous)]

This is a thing of beauty, anon. Marry me. (Also, POST IT TO F!S OH MY GOD.)

[(Anonymous)]

No; I'd rather die than let anyone else use my laptop. I don't know any other Hetalia fans in RL either.

[(Anonymous)]

She's also a liar.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Valerie-Mitchell-Hernandez/38404841

Her journal says she's 25. 25? more like 45...

Re: aphanon_meme/childings

[(Anonymous)]

naw, I like to keep our meta porn here, despite the possibility for wank elsewhere.

[(Anonymous)]

Same here.

Re: aphanon_meme/childings

[(Anonymous)]

wow, I'm kind of turned on now. 8| lol

Re: aphanon_meme/childings

[(Anonymous)]

Ah, well. More porn for us. ♥

I never wanted to be 26 so bad now...

[(Anonymous)]

Re: aphanon_meme/childings

[(Anonymous)]

/FAPPING FURIOUSLY

Good show, anon. Cheers!

Re: aphanon_meme/childings

[dropsofgleam.livejournal.com]

I LOL'D. HARD.

recaptcha: control pugsley. omg wednesday no