/uses The List to stop the bleeding

I think this may be the th'tart of a beautiful allien'th!

Be'thides, Thur'day ith' when my wonderful self hate'th both Greece and Turkey, th'ugly bath'tards. And I know I'll need my help to get all the hating/mocking/pointless vandalism done.

May we never part, my gloriou'th self. *spits out rest of teeth*