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Matthew, you're really scaring me : <
Bonus points to Canada begging~
OMG! This anon has a great idea after going swimming!
A bunch of the guy counties are in a hot tub, and compare their sizes! With everyone being surprised at Russia's and Canada's size!
Your obsession in proving yourself "bigger" and better than your brother also is of concern...