Someone wrote in [personal profile] aphanon_meme 2009-05-25 02:01 am (UTC)

Headcanon: How the nations play Sims (1, 2, or 3)

*why yes, this is inspired by the above thread*

- Russia turns "Free Will" off and spends his time experimenting on how many ways he can torment his Baltic Sims, as well as using "Rodney's Death Creator" to generate various nasty deaths for Poland so he won't get in the way of his Sim's advances on Sim-Liet.

Belarus-Sim is constantly in aspiration failure due to her love going unanswered, and poor Latvia-Sim suffers breakdowns all the time from the ghosts and disasters on the lot.

- Belarus uses this virtual opportunity to craft herself a house where she and brother will be MARRIEDMARRIEDMARRIED and he will LIKE it. She set Lithuania-Sim up for an unfortunate "satellite accident" when he walked by the house, and pawned the crashed satellite off so she could redecorate the bedroom her and "dear brother" share.

- Prussia uses cheats to make himself rich and awesome, but can never manage to score with his Hungary-Sim, who bitchslaps him and kicks his ass.

- Switzerland spends as little Simoleons as he can, but has managed to make himself a halfway-decent little house. However, he barely lets anyone in and can be seen arguing with random passersby.


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