Braveheart was a movie made in 1955, but has since retired due to health reasons. The movie chronicles one of Scotland's greatest heroes, William Wallace -- also known as "Celtic Jesus". The movie grossed $15 million in its first five seconds, most of which is due to people wanting to see Mel Gibson's character die. A total of $100,000 was spent by the Nazi Party for tickets, as Gibson has always been popular among his Aryan homeboys. It was successful enough to spawn a remake, The Patriot, in which Gibson was able to save thousands of dollars by simply digitally adding in wigs to all the main characters and re-releasing the film. It was an instant success, and only intelligent people realized it was the same god damned movie.
It has been criticised by historians for "completely making things up in a near-continuous stream of bullshit" and shamelessly-exploited by the SNP.
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A total of $100,000 was spent by the Nazi Party for tickets, as Gibson has always been popular among his Aryan homeboys. It was successful enough to spawn a remake, The Patriot, in which Gibson was able to save thousands of dollars by simply digitally adding in wigs to all the main characters and re-releasing the film. It was an instant success, and only intelligent people realized it was the same god damned movie.
It has been criticised by historians for "completely making things up in a near-continuous stream of bullshit" and shamelessly-exploited by the SNP.