In the Northeastern forest (forest), between the Red pine trees, in a cottage cheese cottage! Lives Alfred, (Alfred) Alfred, (Alfred) Alfred the Racist Nation~
PART SIX
And so all of the other nations chased Alfred the racist nation, into a very cold and very scary storage room. It was so dark and so scary there that Alfred began to cry. American tears, which as we all know turn into cheeseburgers! Just then, he felt a tiny hand on his jacket, and he turned around and who should it be, but the badly burned African-American boy from the day before!
"What are you doing? I thought I killed you!" grumbled Alfred, quite racistly. "No...no! Alfred, you didn't kill me with your random atomic bombs! I crawled to safety, but I was left very badly disfigured..." laughed the boy. "Why are you crying, Alfred?"
"Well, all of the other nations chased me into this old shed. I think it's because I'm soooo racist...get your hand off my jacket! You'll make it dirty!"
"They didn't chase you here because of your racism. They chased me here too when I became all disfigured like this. They just don't like us because... because we're different to them."
And at that Alfred cried a single emo tear which turned into a cheeseburger all the colors of the rainbow! And suddenly...Albie wasn't racist anymore!!!
So they sat in the cave (the cave), and ate Dutch Apple pie (yum)
Alfred the racist, (Alfred the racist), Alfred the racist (well not anymore!) nation~
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the Red pine trees, in a
cottage cheese cottage! Lives
Alfred, (Alfred) Alfred, (Alfred) Alfred the
Racist Nation~
PART SIX
And so all of the other nations chased Alfred
the racist nation, into a very cold and very scary storage room. It was so dark and so scary there that Alfred began to cry. American tears, which as we all know turn into cheeseburgers! Just then, he felt a tiny hand on his jacket, and he turned around and who should it be, but the badly burned African-American boy from the day before!
"What are you doing? I thought I killed you!" grumbled Alfred, quite racistly. "No...no! Alfred, you didn't kill me with your random atomic bombs! I crawled to safety, but I was left very badly disfigured..." laughed the boy. "Why are you crying, Alfred?"
"Well, all of the other nations chased me into this old shed. I think it's because I'm soooo racist...get your hand off my jacket! You'll make it dirty!"
"They didn't chase you here because of your racism. They chased me here too when I became all disfigured like this. They just don't like us because... because we're different to them."
And at that Alfred cried a single emo tear which turned into a cheeseburger all the colors of the rainbow! And suddenly...Albie wasn't racist anymore!!!
So they sat in the cave (the cave), and ate Dutch Apple pie (yum)
Alfred the racist, (Alfred the racist), Alfred the racist (well not anymore!) nation~