[Rushes into the room and toward his seat, out of breath and shirt untucked and hair a mess]

Sorry I'm late, there was a-

[Wait, there's hardly anyone even here. Is... is everyone late? Wasn't the meeting supposed to start like two hours ago? Uh. Hang on, he wasn't prepared to be on time. Opening statement, opening statement, where did he put it. Fuck it, he's going off the cuff]