[It amazed America sometimes that he was considered the stupid nation. Did Australia truly believe that there was only one Florida man? How could he be attacked by a croc and arrested for robbery in another part of the state at the same time? Especially when he had been hospitalized the day before for some other inanely stupid action?]

I'll figure out what hospital he's in and we can bring it to him! Let's get him a beer! He could use it!