Oi, I didn't say I wouldn't drink it!

[He'll backtrack for free booze even if it's Coors.]

Can't get them through customs anyway. Would bring ya somethin' cuter if I could anyway!

[Like some sort of deadly rattlesnake.]

...Besides, think we had something arranged in future anyway. Like a date.

[If she forgot, she's not the only one. He's had enough happen since America's birthday that it slipped his mind a little until now.]