I've had this fic idea where there's a group of young teenage boys who admire Russia and what they think is Russian culture greatly, assuming he's this cold-blooded, stoic badass they aspire to be like.

Then they finally get to meet and hang out with Russia and oh no...he's CUTE!

And so they're really annoyed with him and then they see Belarus stalking Russia, to his horror. And the teenage boys comment on how sexy Belarus is and how if they were Russia, they'd tear her pussy up and etc. etc. which sends him into a frothing rage. Then the boys die satisfied~ or at least get horrible injuries and their viewpoint stays the same as before they met Russia.