Very sure! Really sorry mate! Ya can come to my house sometime though, I'll cook ya somethin' nice!

[That'll be enough to distract him, right?]

[Steps back again as Russia advances. At least he's not near any walls. He needs a distraction, but what?]

Oi! Look at that! It's a giant bottle of vodka right over there! Someone must have left it behind!

[PLEASE WORK]