part 337 christmas in july miracles

[aphanon_meme]

Meme! I almost thought I would never get to make a new post and say "Meme!! He updated! He really really updated! (which I'm sure most people in the fandom know by now!) In case you missed it JUST LOOK AT THIS. My goodness. A true, real Christmas In July miracle. ...... Wait it's August.

I feel silly now.

ENJOY PART 337!

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

In your headcanon, which nations have definitely had sex and with whom? Are there any nations still virgins in your headcanon?

[(Anonymous)]

Austria and Hungary

Austria and Spain

Austria and the rest of Europe.

+1

[(Anonymous)]

You happy Austria marry

+1

[(Anonymous)]

Make love, not war.

[(Anonymous)]

The children only.

I think it's implied everyone else has done it at least once, from the poll with Greece being first and Japan last.

[(Anonymous)]

I think it's implied everyone else has done it at least once, from the poll with Greece being first and Japan last.

you know what anon I never thought of it like that

makes note of this

[(Anonymous)]

Wasn't that poll about their citizens?

[(Anonymous)]

In the strip it was about the countries, actually, if you read the dialogue between Greece and Japan. "It says that you so it a lot outdoors." "Yes, I like it outside." "I envy your vigor."

[(Anonymous)]

I looked at the strip and it actually says "it says Greece-san is top in the world" and then they talk about how much Greece likes doing it.

Tbh I just see that as Greece's traits coinciding with the general populace like Italy with his phimosis.

Especially because the survey Japan's talking about was a rl survey by durex which couldn't have been about the nations themselves.

[(Anonymous)]

The durex poll also had options like "where do you do it?" and there were answers for bedroom, car, outdoors, kitchen...

Greece had a high rating of outdoors. Hence Japan's observation and Greece's answer.

Plus, Greece then says that Japan should do it more.

[(Anonymous)]

But if that poll really was about Greece himself, then why did Japan ask Greece whether he liked doing it outside too instead of just saying "It says you like to do it outside"

Even then, like I said, you can take it as one of those instances where Himaruya bases something on polls that doesn't have to apply to all nations.

Obviously it does to Greece and Japan but I don't think that's enough reason to generalize it to all other nations. Especially since several of the countries in that poll are also still children.

[(Anonymous)]

But that's what Japan is saying?

[(Anonymous)]

A different scanlation has him asking "Really, so do you like doing it outside?"

Not that it matters much like I said. I don't think either of us is basing their entire view on that one single line

[(Anonymous)]

I think the same survey was used on England's Erotic Ambassador strip. France finds out that England likes masturbrating everywhere and being a kinky bastard, and just gives up on being biggest pervert.

[(Anonymous)]

nations are doing it doing it doing it

[(Anonymous)]

I can't see Germany as anything but a virgin.

[(Anonymous)]

That's because it's canon

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah didn't he canonically state in BSV that he "doesn't have any experience with that sort of stuff"

[(Anonymous)]

Germany is a... special case (even if he's HRE, his conscious memory is being even younger than America).

[(Anonymous)]

Japan and Greece definitely had sex that one time

tl;dr also warning because my headcanon about this changes with the wind

[romanon]

I can't see the Italies as total virgins. I can see them as Catholic school virgins ("oh yes I am a chaste virgin of course - wait, blowjobs/boobjobs/wanking/assorted sexual acts different from penis in vagina/butthole don't count, right?")

I so want to say Italy's first time was with Hungary because I like the idea of him going to her and being all cute saying "please miss Hungary you're a good woman teach me how to be a man!" and she isn't able to resist the cute but I can't justify this beyond "...cute?". Another bet could be Turkey. France got there, but wasn't there first...uuuuhh...England maybe? Prussia tried with all his might but never quite managed because Italy keeps on purposefully misunderstanding his intentions (he likes Prussia as a friend). Oooh, Monaco! He definitely took her out to dinner sometimes and probably more stuff happened. Germany maybe. He hits on all girl nations and since he's not that bad at wooing he might in fact manage to land one night with one of them every once in a while. I see him as being more into wooing human girls, though, rather than banging all the other nations.

Romano...yeah, my headcanon says he lost it with Greece or Spain, almost accidentally - like, they were fooling around as teens, making out with the idea of 'this is practice for when we get a girlfriend' and yeah. Prussia was maybe there, but France never quite managed and he never will if Romano has any say in that. Belgium was there, probably took Monaco out like his brother...uuuh, lessee...a brief fling with Russia that might also have been completely platonic though. Thought about Turkey but there never was a right time. Again, he might land one night with other girl nations out of sheer being a flirt, but like his bro, I see him as being more into wooing human girls over other nations.

and now I'm off to dinner maybe I'll see you later maybe I won't meme

[(Anonymous)]

I think that one time when younger!France took youngteen!Italy in his lap to read about intercourse it ended up with at least something. Unless Italy ran.

[bunniofthemoon]

I actually see Ukraine historically not having that many sexual partners and the only ones I'm definitive on are her losing her virginity to Poland sometime near the Commonwealth and Hungary during the 1800's and Hungary actually being the most attentive and caring partner

Other ones I flip flop over are Austria during the 1800's but I have that stupid idea of Ukraine as a milkmaid getting fingered and guilt tripped by Austria in a barn
Prussia either during the Commonwealth era or something awkward during the USSR
Some heavy petting by France during the turn of the century but it not getting all that far due to Russia walking in on them and wanting to spend time with France
Sometimes I really want her and Canada but I like to think of them having really strong feelings for one another but friendzoning themselves
Same with Georgia because Georgia's on my mind

Yeah I feel like Ukraine is good at making those she gets close to sort of like family than a potential lover
Plus it's only been recent where she's been independent in her foreign relations