part 340 tender lumplings everywhere

[aphanon_meme]

The best season is coming, meme! Halloween season! I mean... fall! Yeah, fall. I love the fall. I actually like every season in its own way, but I think fall has the best atmosphere. Crunching leaves and pumpkins and excuses to decorate the outside of your house with fake spider webs and zombie hands. Also it means... Hetalia Halloween fanart! (Maybe even... something from Himaruya? Maybe? Bueller? No?)

Enjoy part 340!

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

you've got to be kidding








this is brilliant. please, let's set it to music, put it on stage, and choreograph a full tapdance routine with performers dressed as large sad tomatoes to convey the full gravitas of the scene.

[(Anonymous)]

*skrrts because Germany is alive*

[(Anonymous)]

kakka

Re: Okay

[(Anonymous)]

[shake shake shake! shake shake shake! shake dat booty hand]

Of course I mean it!

Yay!

We're besties now!

[(Anonymous)]

jesus anon now i'm cackling

plus a sudden cutshot at the "reveal" to a splayed, wide-eyes-and-tongue-out dead Romano. with a small trickle of blood from his mouth.

Re: http://thejuicyj.com/strippername/

[(Anonymous)]

[Noo even worse!]

Quit it!

[TRYING TO BE STERN, IT'S HARD WHEN YOU WON'T TAKE HER SERIOUSLY]

... Yes! That's exactly what I'm going to do!

[points to the corner]

You go over there right now, mister!

[(Anonymous)]

Ded Ramono

[(Anonymous)]

I'm feminine!!!! I'm super feminine!

[(Anonymous)]

poor romano

choked while attempting fellatio on two churros at the same time

here lies the best churrosucker the world has ever known

[(Anonymous)]

/murders

Re: Okay

[snow_n_sunflowers]

Besties? How exciting!

The best of friends! Now you have to stay over when I want you to and you can't complain~

Re: http://thejuicyj.com/strippername/

[snow_n_sunflowers]

[Okay, okay. He'll throw you a bone.]

Fine, I'm going to the corner.

[Stands in the corner.]

[Giggles.]

Do you feel bold now~?

no masturbation! ever!

[(Anonymous)]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/summeranne/this-is-what-teenage-girls-were-taught-about-masturbation-in

As I have said before, the reading of sensational love stories is most detrimental. The descriptions of passionate love scenes arouse in the reader a thrill through her own sexual organism that tends to increase its activity and derange its normal state. Girls often mature into women earlier than they should, because through romances, through jests of associates in regard to beaus and lovers, and through indulgence in sentimental fancies their sexual systems are unduly stimulated and aroused.

This stimulation sometimes leads to the formation of an evil habit, known as self-abuse. The stimulation of the sex organs is accompanied with a pleasurable sensation, and this excitement may be created by mechanical means, or even by thought. Many girls who are victims of this most injurious habit are unaware of its dangers, although they instinctively feel that they do not want it known. Others who would not stoop to a mechanical exciting of themselves do so through thoughts, and do not know that they are just as truly guilty of self-abuse as the girl who uses the hand or other mechanical means.

The results of self-abuse are most disastrous. It destroys mental power and memory, it blotches the complexion, dulls the eye, takes away the strength, and may even cause insanity. It is a habit most difficult to overcome, and may not only last for years, but in its tendency be transmitted to one’s children.

Re: Okay

[(Anonymous)]

Yes! And you have to stay over when I want you to and you can't complain! It'll be fun!

Hug?

beeeeeed thank you for threading ;3

[(Anonymous)]

Yes.

Yes I do.

[(Anonymous)]

middle of the night possibly dumb idea

what if we made a tumblr, similar to eyesgif, but where we posted deliberately... special... headcanons like the above. bigaphheadcanons. gr8aphheadcanons. explosiveaphheadcanons. aphheadcanonballs.

that way, no wait + no potential kinda rudeness of 'invading' littleaphheadcanons. just humor.

[mari]

okay

[(Anonymous)]

welp

awkward pagetop hello

Re: ask a history loving anon

[zeetee]

/laaate sorry

you're welcome! ;3;

[(Anonymous)]

We could do it as like, a series on eyes.gif instead of creating an entirely new tumblr!

[tomatoes_dammit]

Well, maybe you should get a headband or something!

[(Anonymous)]

yeah that too

i wasn't sure if people would think that's spamming eyesgif

we could have terribad headcanon share threads where everyone is encouraged to post gloriously awful headcanons

wow did i just misfire on myself

[(Anonymous)]

time for bed

[(Anonymous)]

yeah that too

i wasn't sure if people would think that's spamming eyesgif

we could have terribad headcanon share threads where everyone is encouraged to post gloriously awful headcanons

Re: Okay

[snow_n_sunflowers]

It will be the most fun! I'm so happy I met you~!

[You get the biggest, biggest hug! And you're lifted off the ground and everything!]

Hugs for my new anonymous best friend!