[WANTS TO CRY. HE FEELS AWFUL. HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO HIM]
[In actuality, he DOESN'T want to take you to Germany because that camera was expensive and add you to the mix, he'll get this horrible, months long, boring as fuck, tedious, punishment and he doesn't want to deal with that shit]
[DEBATES]
[ma-maybe he'll get leniency points for being Lottie's boy toy.........]
awww, daaaaaammmnnnnn ittttt....FINE!! L-Lottie it is, but you tell her it was a freak accident, got it?!! I'll--I'll abandon you in a park dumpster if you're planning on blaming me for this!! Promise it!! Promise me you won't and I'll take you to her!!
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[In actuality, he DOESN'T want to take you to Germany because that camera was expensive and add you to the mix, he'll get this horrible, months long, boring as fuck, tedious, punishment and he doesn't want to deal with that shit]
[DEBATES]
[ma-maybe he'll get leniency points for being Lottie's boy toy.........]
awww, daaaaaammmnnnnn ittttt....FINE!! L-Lottie it is, but you tell her it was a freak accident, got it?!! I'll--I'll abandon you in a park dumpster if you're planning on blaming me for this!! Promise it!! Promise me you won't and I'll take you to her!!