[parkour]

[Of course whatever she says! She's the hero after all. She drags him into the next room and lets go of his hand.]

Stay right here! I'm gonna look for some scissors.

[She rummages around what looks to be an office supply closet. Does the meme even need this many office supplies? She bets this is where Germany comes to enjoy her downtime. It's so neat and orderly.]

[She finds what she's looking for and opens and closes them quickly.]

Got a pair! Now don't move, okay?

[She promises not to cut a chunk out of his hair.]