[Russia used tackle. It's super effective!!!!]

No mercy. You need to be punished and then you need to go to your room and think about what you've done!

[Is he crushing you under his weight? GOOD. Flail all you want, he's not getting off until he's made you pay.]

Now....you're going to get what you deserve.....

[Reaches to your face. Slowly, to draw out the suspense and.....]

[TWISTS YOUR NOSE AND SQUISHES THOSE CHEEKS REALLY HARD AND RUINS YOUR HAIR WITH RUFFLING]

Are you sorry now? You had better be sorry now! Apologize or I continue!