[The pain wasn't even the point of this, so have fun with that small victory. As far as Russia's concerned, he's winning~]

Look how red your face is getting! I think you're starting to regret some of those rude things you said, aren't you?

[HOLDS STRONG. Your pinching doesn't hurt through his pants either!! It's kind of cute the way you think you can get away!]

MEEEEEEEEEEEE! Me what? Ah, as I was saying....

This is for speaking in such a rude, insulting way!

[HARD SMACK, HARD SMACK, HARD SMACK! You get three for that one! Washing your mouth out with soap is apparently not enough!]

Don't cry, little Prussia. I'm doing this for your own good, you know. Now you'll know how to behave next time~!

Apologize right now, and I will consider your punishment complete.

[His hand is cocked and at the ready. Last chance, Bucko!]