[....he sees that face far too often sob]

I am not! Stop disrespecting your- uh, your bloody guardian, will you?!

...Lots? You didn't eat it all at once, did you? [at least he was moderately polite, congrats Oz, England can allow the smallest glimmer of pride to enter his heart at that]

You weren't scared by all the costumes and such? [though the thought is hard to imagine of Australia, really]