You.

You look like you're going to pee yourself~

[Yeah, that whole cool as ice thing is really working out for ya.]

Ahhhh you make messes and won't clean them! Clean the coat. Clean it.

[Reaches out to grab you by the shoulders, then places a hand on your head to force you to look at his poor coat lying forlornly on the ground.]

You see this? That is a coat that is crying for help! All because of you!