Ah, Ah, You had nearly half a damn century dorming with the too cute me, and you only realize that now?! [Swats your hand away!! STOP THAT!!]
Deal with it!! If it misses you too much, put it on!! Consider my blood and shit a halloween decoration, kesesese!! [POKED AND THIS TIME YOUR FINGER NAIL JABS HIM AND HE JUST REACHES OUT AND SMACKS YOU]
KNOCK IT OFF!! You're like an oversized kid, fucking christ!! Listen, I'm too tired to play with you properly right now!! If you harass me anymore, I'll top your coat off with more chunks!! [TURNS AWAY FROM YOU ON THE COUCH SO HIS HEAD IS BURIED IN SWEET CUSHIONS AND NOT HAVING TO DEAL WITH YOU ANYMORE. HE FEELS CORNERED.]
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Deal with it!! If it misses you too much, put it on!! Consider my blood and shit a halloween decoration, kesesese!! [POKED AND THIS TIME YOUR FINGER NAIL JABS HIM AND HE JUST REACHES OUT AND SMACKS YOU]
KNOCK IT OFF!! You're like an oversized kid, fucking christ!! Listen, I'm too tired to play with you properly right now!! If you harass me anymore, I'll top your coat off with more chunks!! [TURNS AWAY FROM YOU ON THE COUCH SO HIS HEAD IS BURIED IN SWEET CUSHIONS AND NOT HAVING TO DEAL WITH YOU ANYMORE. HE FEELS CORNERED.]