[He leans in, very interested now because you look like you're about to blow a gasket and he wonders why.]

U-word...?

[Somewhere in that screaming and flailing and sweating and near-sobbing, he finally gets the information he was looking for and....oh.]

S-so that....that first anonymous was right but then I was told something different....

[How could he be that stupid! He knew he shouldn't have trusted them but they were so convincing! He hides his face halfway in his scarf as his eyes dart around.]

Aaaaaahh I'm so embarrassed. I was wanting to ask the same to China as well and others too...

And it's not as if I would ever be your 'uke'. It would most definitely be the other way around.