aphanon_meme | part 344 birdies going tweet tweet tweet

part 344 birdies going tweet tweet tweet

on my little boat on the meme! How was your weekend, meme? Good, I hope! I am LOVING these updates, by the way! I feel like it's Christmas! But in October and November! It's really refreshing to have new material and it kinda feels like a ~rejuvenation~ in the fandom! Well... anywho!

Enjoy part 344!

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[Wait shit. Actual desires interfering with her cover story.]

Make both, the generous as a little bird me will even help!

[Full and lazy and somewhere comfortable at least please?]

[they scoot scoot even closer]

Yes, so! This will make anyone smile!

[and then they reach over and give his sides a squeeze]

["others" being a (currently dead) fem!Liet, or other Liets, or Liechs, or Romania, or mun]

[Now that she looks closer, she can kinda see it. Huh, how about that?]

[...wait, you don't enjoy playing with dangerous animals as a hobby, what the hell happened???]

Edited 2013-11-17 01:01 (UTC)

Goooood morning everyone! [The captain croaks.] Breakfast is served in ten minutes, as usual!

[Music plays as the late comers are dragged to the meeting place.]

We discovered another dead body this morning! Isn't that something? You need to work on your investigation skills, there are still killers on the loose!

[This morning the captain pauses to drink a sip of tea.]

My apologies, my throat’s a bit sore this morning! One of you didn't bring a nasty bug with you on board, did you?

[He tsks and whips out the list, going through it.]

It seems that the representative for The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland was found dead in his room! Amidst a… rather horrific mess. Ahem. [He clears his throat.] From all accounts it looks like poisoning! I won’t say it was food poisoning, because I refuse to believe a chef on this ship would do such a thing, but that’s what the coroner told me before whisking him away! [He pauses and looks back at his crew member.] Do we even serve sushi on Fridays? [The crew mate shakes his head.]

Well then, to continue on, we also had an incident with Finland! Not to worry, he’s not dead, but received a rather nasty blow. Hit in the back of the head with a shovel used for cleaning the pool! He’ll be right as rain soon enough, the doctors have assured me. In fact is he here for breakfast this morning? [He squints at the shrinking crowd then looks back down at his list.] Do you remember anything from last night? The doctor said you were lucky that whoever struck you wasn't stronger! And said a light hair was found on the shovel, but that seems like it could be yours, couldn't it? Ah, don't tell us! We'll find out eventually won't we?

[He checks his watch and returns the slip of paper to his pocket.]

Remember to get your votes in by this evening! And do be careful who you vote for, you wouldn't want more innocents to lose their lives, would you?

[The crew member leans in to speak again.]

Oh, for events today we have a spa! Won’t that be nice? Massages, mud baths, waxes, all of your beauty and relaxation needs for everyone! You’re all under such stress, it could do you some good to take advantage of it, hmm?

[He smiles and sips his tea again.]

Best of luck!

[He leaves as a crew member replaces the piece of paper on the wall with their names.]

[This begins Day 4.

Participants, if you would like to use an Ability that you would like to take effect on Night 4 and Day 5, comment on the Active Ability post (comment screened).
Killers, send your kill on the Killer Hit List (comment screened).

Day begins at 8 p.m. EST, 1 a.m. GMT
Night begins at 8 a.m. EST, 1 p.m. GMT

Please remember to use your active abilities, if you can. They can change turn outcomes.

Also ghosts are free to move about and discuss all they'd like.]

[oh no he's not intoxicated enough for this]

Madam, please, I assure you, I am quite convinced of your existence.

[no he's not, he doesn't know up from down anymore]

What exactly do you do, anyway? Do you carry strings?

[hey wait- ]

I cannot allow just anything near this instrument, I hope you are not thinking of- of- strings made of moonbeams, or some such thing.

what if you find out that the fishes have been badmouthing you for years tho

WELL WHAT was it oh I see

IT GOES IT GOES you know. You'd love my backyard neighbors they're super old and cool and have better drunk stories than I could even imagine so that's like, a thing. Also, car talk? They're amused that my mother has not yet introduced herself after years of living here and I continually have to tell them that she is a shy soul and does not want to People in her off hours so I do the socializing for her and wow I am talking too much

...No.

does your boss often make you cook?

[This question again. Usually he tries to keep those bandages covered.]

Maybe and maybe not. If I take off your shirt, will your torso fall off?

Perfume and make up and stuff!!! Cologne is okay I guess but I'd ra-

[COUGH COUGH HACK]

WHAT THE HELL ANON!?

GASP NO je refuse

Wow, you're REALLY old... but don't let it get you down! It's understandable that old people just can't keep up with us fresh chickens!

Both series have unique qualities and entertainment value...!

Edited 2013-11-17 01:03 (UTC)

...Right! It could be on the rooftop of a haunted building!

I didn't have a question I talk to you literally every day
But still ilu a lot

/pets back

Ah, but according to the rules of fairy magic, I must know that you believe in me!

[spins around in a sparkly manner]

I fix things with my magic!

[a laugh! a tinkling sort of laugh]

Moonbeams! How silly you are! Moonbeams are only good for fixing headlights!

[so very majestic! he will imitate your majesticness]

I would like that.

[it never hurts to preserve shirts!]

Shall we go...?

[And if she has any other actual desires, she's shot herself in the foot with that one]

Very well. ...You may rest, it's quite alright.

[Offers his arm, it'll be his place, of c-

...

A cosy...suite on the ship? ~~He's writing today off as a dream~~]

I wanted you to smell nicer!

What would you do if I sang out of tune?

What? No! W-Who told you that?

[NERVOUS LAUGHTER isn't he convincing]

Russia,

Did you know they're making a TV show about Rasputin?

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ask a Liet or others

she's the smartest, you know

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no worries!

his mun shares the same opinion

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Ask a femerica! Or her mun.

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