part 344 birdies going tweet tweet tweet

[aphanon_meme]

on my little boat on the meme! How was your weekend, meme? Good, I hope! I am LOVING these updates, by the way! I feel like it's Christmas! But in October and November! It's really refreshing to have new material and it kinda feels like a ~rejuvenation~ in the fandom! Well... anywho!

Enjoy part 344!

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Comments

[takesaswing]

[Good! Starts walking out of the sauna. They can come back later, but first things first. Find the captain and beat him up!]

[(Anonymous)]

How often have you gotten last comment?

[(Anonymous)]

Never

[(Anonymous)]

One of the good things about Hunger Games becoming popular is they're finally marketing toy weapons to girls that aren't magic wands powered by friendship.

Re: ITT: real headcanon, or spoof?

[(Anonymous)]

When Russia is lonely in the winter, he builds a bunch of snowmen then sits with them and talk with them so he can pretend he has friends.

[(Anonymous)]

I got the last comment on the LJ meme ever. Suck it.

Re: ITT: real headcanon, or spoof?

[(Anonymous)]

Austria doesn’t want to marry Prussia because he’s scared marriage might ruin everything, but he’s more than willing to reconsider his choice if Kugelmugel will ever say that he wants his parents to be actually married.

[(Anonymous)]

just once, i think

and this was when the meme was quite fast so i was really surprised when i got it

Re: ITT: real headcanon, or spoof?

[(Anonymous)]

real

Re: ITT: real headcanon, or spoof?

[(Anonymous)]

There are actually two days of the year where England becomes sick and depressed; July 4, and May 30.

Re: ITT: real headcanon, or spoof?

[(Anonymous)]

faa….aake?

unsure but i have suspicions i saw this before in conversation or rp on meme

i'm onto you, eyes.gif

Re: ITT: real headcanon, or spoof?

[(Anonymous)]

how the fuck

fake

Re: ITT: real headcanon, or spoof?

[(Anonymous)]

real

Re: ITT: real headcanon, or spoof?

[(Anonymous)]

Belarus might be a clingy, creepy, incestual girl sometimes, and she may seem like all she wants is Russia, but she would secretly sacrifice her life to save Lithuania’s, the one she really loves

Re: ITT: real headcanon, or spoof?

[reaperangelique]

sadly, i can easily believe this is real

Re: ITT: real headcanon, or spoof?

[(Anonymous)]

It's real. Not quite this wording though because I was too lazy to dig up the real thing.

[(Anonymous)]

really? i'm surprised and pleased if that's the case (i haven't been to a toy store in ages)

i ended up getting books or boys' toys when i was a kid because girls' toys were so sappy

Re: ;3;

[ukraina]

[A few good shimmies of her hips and finally she's free.]

[With the outfit down around her ankles.]


[And the door open.]



[And Denmark right behind her as she's not wearing nothing besides pantyhose...]



[Shuffles as quickly as she can behind the door.]

[(Anonymous)]

thrice

someone got annoyed about one of them though because on that occasion I posted the same thing twice to get it

Re: ITT: real headcanon, or spoof?

[(Anonymous)]

dammit

i expect next russia cuts himself with an icicle while listening to fallout boy and mourning for his melted snowmen

Re: ITT: real headcanon, or spoof?

[(Anonymous)]

real

ew, dat ~incestuality~

Re: ITT: real headcanon, or spoof?

[(Anonymous)]

Asking Romano and America about the 1920’s will lead to the former to spluttering, turning red as a tomato, and threatening you with the Italian mafia, while the latter will grow emotionless and threaten to ruin your economy and basically destroy your country.

Re: http://ackuna.com/badtranslator

[(Anonymous)]

Original text:

"I'm England and I hate France."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I hate Ireland, France."

Re: ITT: real headcanon, or spoof?

[(Anonymous)]

At one stage while Belarus was still a child she and her sister had to be prostituted off in order to eat. Russia hated the thought of Belarus having her innocence robbed and each time she had a buyer he’d follow them and knock the buyer out, taking his money he’d then go and get a ice-cream with Belarus and go watch a princess movie, and at the end the princess would always end up marrying the man who saved her. That’s why Belarus wants to marry her brother, because he was her knight in shining armour.

Re: ITT: real headcanon, or spoof?

[(Anonymous)]

A few centuries ago, Russia had developed a crush on Scotland. Especially after Scotland had helped treat the wounds that Russia would get from all the hard labour his bosses put him through.
Even today, when Scotland is around, Russia will sometimes fake injuries in hopes that he will come to his aid.