Vater. With. Breasts. [Snorts to himself and then paaaaaaaaaaaales fucking considerably when she takes out her sword, instinctively whipping out his own, but FUCKING DEER IN HEADLIGHTS. All confused and uncertain and gripping his sword like he's never held one before in his bewilderment]
[a moment of silent dumb staring at you]
A-A fight?!! [whaT WHAT]
I am?! AM I?!! W-With who--YOU?!! Y-Y-YO-YOU?!! You--But-B-But--I'm not supposed to--Y-You're--YOU'RE MY--!! [HIS MOM. HE DOESN'T THINK KNIGHTS ARE SUPPOSED TO RAISE BLADES TO THEIR PARENTS AHHHH]
Y-YOU!! Don't be fuckin' hasty!! CRAZY!!! You're absolutely nuts, aren't you?! DAMN IT!! I'll get in fucking trouble!! You'll get me a whippin'--I'M NOT looking for a damn fight--I'M NOT BEING COWARDLY THOUGH!! I'LL FIGHT YOU IF I HAVE TO!! But I'm not looking for one!! I didn't say that to fight with you!! [SCARED. His voice is breaking like he's gonna cry, but he's holding onto his sword. IF YOU SWING, THEN HE'LL FIGHT BUT OH GOD HE'S SCARED.]
Re: 's okey!
Vater. With. Breasts. [Snorts to himself and then paaaaaaaaaaaales fucking considerably when she takes out her sword, instinctively whipping out his own, but FUCKING DEER IN HEADLIGHTS. All confused and uncertain and gripping his sword like he's never held one before in his bewilderment]
[a moment of silent dumb staring at you]
A-A fight?!! [whaT WHAT]
I am?! AM I?!! W-With who--YOU?!! Y-Y-YO-YOU?!! You--But-B-But--I'm not supposed to--Y-You're--YOU'RE MY--!! [HIS MOM. HE DOESN'T THINK KNIGHTS ARE SUPPOSED TO RAISE BLADES TO THEIR PARENTS AHHHH]
Y-YOU!! Don't be fuckin' hasty!! CRAZY!!! You're absolutely nuts, aren't you?! DAMN IT!! I'll get in fucking trouble!! You'll get me a whippin'--I'M NOT looking for a damn fight--I'M NOT BEING COWARDLY THOUGH!! I'LL FIGHT YOU IF I HAVE TO!! But I'm not looking for one!! I didn't say that to fight with you!! [SCARED. His voice is breaking like he's gonna cry, but he's holding onto his sword. IF YOU SWING, THEN HE'LL FIGHT BUT OH GOD HE'S SCARED.]