Yes it's all XXX "historical reenactments" with even worse acting than usual but who cares

In all seriousness I really would go to a male strip club if the dudes wore historical military uniforms (1800s and earlier, preferably, and with the weaponry too…) and took them off, slowly, slowly… very slowly in fact because most of those uniforms had a crapload of buttons…

…or perhaps quickly, with an enemy soldier tearing them off with a bayonet or something aslkjflgjhjlkgjh