[the beauty is that Turkey likely won't know what they are either]

[nods happily]

While we wait for that... we could plastic-wrap the entrance to his house...

[the image of Turkey trying to exit pleases him]

...or line the inside of his hat with talcum powder...

[Turkey will be literally white as a ghost from that one]

...or perhaps coat his nargile pipe with Bisoral*.

[the old bastard won't be able to feel his lips for hours]

*Bisoral is a local anaesthetic similar to Orajel