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part 345 half naked waiter nations

Holy Himaruya Updates, meme! It's almost December! Which means it's practically January, a whole new year! I'm surprised we've been getting so much new content... it is nice, though, it feels refreshing. (I mean, if half-naked waiter nations aren't refreshing, I don't know what is!)

Do you have any plans for the week, meme? I'm going to see Frozen (and maybe The Book Thief) plus Thanksgiving, which will be full of food, family, and... food? And of course, a presentation of this classic Thanksgiving clip: Thanksgiving Day.

Enjoy part 345!

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PRUSSIA'S A WHAT!?

There's two of them and one's a girl and I don't think it was a dream but she said you were flat-chested?!

[MORE NERVOUS BECAUSE OF YOUR REACTION so he starts talking fast]

[Seriously, why are you taller? You didn't grow several inches in the last day or two, did you? Did you take on territory without telling him?]

[...stares...]

OH!!!

OH!

Oh. I thought like, the Prussia we like, know since like, that time. 'Cuz I'm uh, pretty sure that one's a guy. Like, it's weird on here with all those people we know but they're totally different some times and it's super confusing! And uh, I met girl you! She's way nice and pretty!

[Why are you staring is there something on his face?]

You're sure? Because they look pretty much the same.

[The girl one has no boobs and he is not surprised but slightly disappointed. ~~Does this mean Prussia's dick is tiny too, he knew it.~~]

Girl...me?

What do you mean "girl me"?! There's only me me!

[Still staring. There might as well be something on your face, something's off...]

...Polska, I thought we discussed you taking on additional territory without talking to me about it.

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They do? You and girl you look alike, but not that much. She's like, mh. Well, she's not the same. And there totally is a girl you because I know her! Well I met her.

Additional territory? Uh? Is that like, some kinda eufem... Euf... misn... like a way of saying something else?

You're taller than you were this morning!

[STRESSED OUT NAGGING HUSBAND TIME]

You can't just go expanding your lands without discussing it with me! We're supposed to be a team! If you go around doing like that we'll make more enemies because you didn't think it through first!

I am?! I didn't realize! Like all of my clothes still fit so I d... Expanding my lands?

[Mhh you're saying really weird things kinda like you...]

Oh

My

God.

Wait a sec. You're like, not my usual Liet, are you?

...What do you mean your usual Liet?

[There's only one of him! At least that he knows about. You keep saying pretty weird things too and he doesn't know what to do about it.]

Ok so if I'm right, uh, answer my question!

What's my favorite tv show? You should know that one, 'cuz the other day you said you didn't it! It was totally rude!

...What's a "tv show"?

[Don't ask him weird questions out of nowhere, you know he hates that.]

Oh my Goooooood! You ARE an other Liet! I wonder how many there are! So you're like, mh... oh! You're a Liet from that time aren't you? So that's why you look all cute like that! Was your face really that much rounder? It's so cute!

[Let him touch your face. Smush your cheeks a little. Don't expect an answer to your question.]

[BLUSHES it's a reflex and he doesn't remember you being this bold?! He's not complaining about it, though.]

I look cute?

[It's kind of muffled because you're smushing his face.]

But what time are you from, then?

[Oh no now you're even cuter!]

Yeah! Cute to the max!

And I'm from y'know, the present! Well, your future. It's like, not until a way long time 'till you're as old as me! I'll so have to show you like SO many things!

[This is so exciting!]

[You're pretty cute too! ...Not that you weren't before. Or, uh. His Poland(?) He's not used to thinking of that separately.]

...My future?

[ARE YOU SOME KIND OF SPIRIT COME TO TELL HIM HIS FATE but why are you shaped like Poland]

[He's always been cute, yes.]

Yeah! Years and years and years from when you uh... think it is! But this place here is super strange and I think time doesn't work the same. Pretty cool uh? It's like, it doesn't make sense, but it does!

[~~Maybe that's what you want to see?~~]

[That was less coherent than the dragon story. He doesn't get it at all but he'll pretend he does in case you feel like teasing him about it.]

Ah... Right. That makes sense.

[...Maybe. Is it so surprising that he wants to see his husband after a stressful day?]

Ah! You think so? That's great!

[He'll believe that you really do understand.]

So mh, I think I'll show you the tv first. I think you're totally freak out when you see that thing! It's one of the coolest things ever! It's like all fa...

[Wait no.]

It's full of super awesome things like real dragons!

Real dragons?! Isn't it dangerous to keep them inside?

[He'll believe everything he sees in CG and then never want to go home. The modern world is great.]

Naah they're like, not really there. They're actually far away! But you can see them from home! It's real magic! Totally cool!

I knew it was real!

[Watch as this feeds his superstitions for the next 400 years.]

Come on, let's go see the dragons!

[Grabs your hand and waits for you to drag him off in whatever direction, come on and show him the magic thing!]

Well duh it's real!! I'll totally show my my favorite ones! They're the scariest!

[And of he goes with you! He'll even pretend not to know what's going to happen in the movie, just so you'll believe it more! He'll just have to remember to stop it before the credits...]

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