[Maybe it... gets bigger in the water or something. It must. No one would really think-]

A-ah, alright then! I'll find it somewhere once I get the ship back to normal!

[He'll just be. Taking that tiny ship down to the docks then, hoping somehow it'll magically grow into a real ship and not just sink already once he throws it in, or else he's down his section option of blinding someone too]