Sweden's sleep habits are impeccably healthy. Turns off all electronics 30 min before turning in, brushes his teeth, washes his face, and reads before bed. Probably some super-grisly crime novels. If he has Hana with him, he sometimes lets her curl up on the bed, too. It is his only vice.


Germany is the same, but stiffer about it. Dogs stay in their beds, no exceptions.


Denmark...keeps his sleeping area mostly free of clutter, but that just means the mess is stuffed off into another room for the night. He wakes up a lot in the middle of the night and goes around just doing stuff until he's sleepy again. His bed always looks like it got hit by a hurricane.


Norway sleeps, sometimes. But mostly coffee. Sometimes books are pillows. Sometimes very old, dangerous cursed books are pillows or get spooned. Very old, dangerous cursed books don't like being pillows or getting spooned. Very old, dangerous books can shove it and deal.


Hong Kong is dangerous to share a bed with because he moves around a lot. He's a sleep-kicker. Who knows like five martial arts, ow. He sleeps late and often wakes up sideways on the bed or curled up. Zero sleep hygiene consistency.


China's in bed at nine every night. Because he's old.