[He stays on the ground and just looks up at you for a while, that same smile still on his face. Pushing your buttons is such a fun activity! Especially when you get to the point where you're nearly speechless, which is rare.]

If you're losing your memory when you sneeze, you should be worried. You underestimate yourself, my friend. I know you can keep this simple task in your head.

[The silence earns a head tilt and he stands just so he can hover over you and inspect your moody face.]

It's strange when you're quiet. Something on your mind, hmm? Is it compliments?