[He can read latin! Not professionally, but enough to say that he's well-educated in all things Roman. Mostly terms used in politics and laws though. Maybe bits of stuff he's read in books and historical things.]

[Well, food has been missing in his kitchen, but he always assumed Gilbert just decided to make snacks now and then.]

[reads the message carefully...rereads it just in case. Looks like another case of something the meme did.]

I see...

I don't think poop could work for something like this. Could you open your mouth for me?