[He'll pat you on the head for the good German later.]

[peers through your tiny mouth, checks for anything missing...

besides a few teeth, your tongue and throat seems fine and healthy from what he can see]

[Whatever God took away, it's likely not physical. Which is good, because he wouldn't want to traumatize you.]

You're fine! All you need to be cured is to brush your teeth and floss them! I'll be sure to find God and discuss your situation.

But what exactly did you do to deserve this kind of treatment?