The root of the problem is that she's a c-

[Well look at that, truth sprinkles stopped a very naughty word from coming out of her mouth.]

We were close before the Word Wars you know, it's not like I've consistently hated her since childhood!! She was cute back then when she was all curious about Western Europe. And the kind as a little bird me can sympathize that she got a shit draw with shit bosses.

[Prussia happens to know a lot about shit bosses, after all.]