[Pushes way through the crowd, waving like a maniac.]
Prussia! Prussia, hey! Happy birthday!
[Shoves case of beer at like it's nothing.]
But two birthdays a year is cheating, so this all you get!
[Eternally hopeful that for once someone won't turn up their nose to her beer. It's gotten a whole lot better! Look, no Budweiser included! But she wouldn't know that since it's all wrapped up and impossible to carry because she wrapped the handle too.]
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Prussia! Prussia, hey! Happy birthday!
[Shoves case of beer at like it's nothing.]
But two birthdays a year is cheating, so this all you get!
[Eternally hopeful that for once someone won't turn up their nose to her beer. It's gotten a whole lot better! Look, no Budweiser included! But she wouldn't know that since it's all wrapped up and impossible to carry because she wrapped the handle too.]