Pfft, like it's actually the day of our birth in our cases. If you want to know when that is go take it up with my mother. Last I heard the awesome me was found being raised by wolves in the woods, kesesese!!

[Two identities = two birthdays, so there! But she's in a good mood and already cracking one open curiously.]

And there's no mico bio-data bug or some weird scifi shit at the bottom of this?