Hospitals must hate them so much. I bet they do stupid shit like this pretty often (to be fair, if I were immortal I'd be happily reckless too). And by the time the ambulance hauls them in they've already woken up and finished regenerating and naturally these days the hospital staff are more inclined to suspect a prank before a miracle (though hey, better either of those than suspicion of witchcraft)...

Hong Kong just wants to keep the family close with these quaint little home videos. He's sending copies of the clip to alllll of China's provinces and most of Japan's and also Korea and Vietnam and whoever else he has in his phone. Asian unity (well, such as it is) is at least partially dependent on HK's dutiful reporting of China (and/or Japan, or Korea, or...) in embarrassing circumstances.