attention memers with testicles: these testicles belonged to some poor unknown memer who was eaten by a finicky monster who does not like the taste of testicles. this is all that remains. please be on your guard for memer-eating monsters roving around, lest you suffer the same fate.

attention memers without testicles: ditto, except that as you do not possess testicles you will be consumed completely with no trace left behind. please be considerate to others and scream in your final moments, so that the public might know of your demise. thank you.