Gah, I'd like to play a game as, well, an international thief, just for laughs. String any agents along that come after me and humiliate them in the funniest way possible.

Hetalia international police AU, where you, the protagonist, are the scumbag thief that keeps "borrowing" national treasures. Will you make it into history as the elusive phantom thief, or will you find yourself behind bars being force-fed lumps of failed cooking? I wonder how that would go?