[At least to get him to respect his authori- oh wait, he's not in the EU.]

Well, not that much interested, more like there is not anything else happening right now here
...and I could not help but hear you.

[Tries to evade getting shark-poked, also it's difficult for him to see Australia, with his view getting blocked like this.]

Usually ants are more attracted to waffles ...uh, but please do not do that in any case,
my sister might get upset... and maybe the eys.gifs as well.

[And unsuccessfully tries to get the sleeping anon off him again and onto the waffle bed.]