[Please, he sees British tourists all the time, her paleness is nothing.]

I say ya hair was hungry and that's why it caught it. And none of ya football, cheers!

[He will insist on that statement forevermore. Her hair is a hungry monster.]

Excuse ya, rugby balls are more aerodynamic than tacos, can throw those fine!

[Glances down the beach to see if anyone's throwing one around to prove his point. He can't see anyone so he gives up for now and puts the presents with the rest of them.]