aphanon_meme | part 348 candles in the lighthouse window

part 348 candles in the lighthouse window

Hey meme! How are you doing? What is up? Do you also have a candle lit in your window for the return of Himaruya? ~~like anon who is a light house wife!~~ I hope he returns from the sea soon, with stories of adventure and sea monsters and the life outside the island. Ah, Himaruya. Safe journeys. Safe... journeys.

Enjoy part 348!

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Would we get to make out?

[there's always room for threesomes!!!]

/pulls down his pants

/runs

I am happy about your eagle eye vision Greece but the survey asks about the color of eyes, hair, how old you are, how many meters tall, how many kilos heavy...

[Nods. Good enough.]

There's plenty wrong with that'un.

[Now that it's out of the way-]

Wouldn't mind gettin' letters from you, I'd think. It'd be a right nice change from the stuff my brothers send me.

Oh don't worry anonymous, you're not alone here. Japan is just slightly taller than I am.

You can't have a foreign policy! You're not even a nation!

[see? this is why he needs his belt!]

[adds "lack of belt" to his list of dislikes]

[though he makes no move to pull his pants back up just yet]

YES YOU DID

COME INTO MY HAIRY ARMS

So, so! I still have a policy! Always try foreign foods!

/Sends you ads with "Hot singles available in your area!"

Quite the contrary... I love them.

[ So much for subtlety but Norway is blushing and she can't help herself when it comes to making handsome men blush. Call it a guilty pleasure. Her favorite targets are Germany, Norway and Canada. ]

Kaisertum Österreich

INFORMATION
Age:	800+ (18)
Eyes:	violet
Hair:	dark brown
Height:	5'2''
Weight:	withheld
Likes:	musical instruments, dance, negotiations, coffee, reading, territorial gains, dessert, monogamy
Dislikes:	poor manners, war (at least, at home), ungentlemanly conduct, physical labour...
Looking for:	diplomatically useful alliances

Stop using American numbers you traitor! Chigiii

...That's it?

[He doesn't really call that a foreign policy, Eyes.gif!]

/sneaks back

/snaps photo

/sends to Turkey with message "Your Valentine is Ready and Waiting"

It does...?

[looks over the survey again, there aren't any instructions]

You must be mistaken. Perhaps you are thinking of a different survey...

[ A hello would be nice. Or I can do you one better... ]

[ See's that pretty lady standing over there looking over her profile. ]

...did something catch your eye?

I liked this post negl

I am doing THIS survey right now then now speak up!

Kongeriget Danmark

INFORMATION
Age:	1300
Eyes:	Blue
Hair:	Blond
Height:	170.86m
Weight:	idk??
Likes:	Design, biking, cuisine, dancing, sustainability engineering
Dislikes:	Recessions, surströmming
Looking for:	Friends!

And... always learn useful phrases in other languages! And never yell at anyone unless they're being quite rude, rude!

SHUT YOUR MOUTH! I'm letting the entire world know there's a beastly woman here throwing herself around like she's a fuckin' man!! [TOUCH OF A SOB IN HIS VOICE and MAYBE A TEAR OR TWO IN HIS EYES BUT DO NOT MENTION IT. HE REACTS BADLY WHEN ANGRY AND TAKEN BY SURPRISE.]

BOAR OF A WOMAN!! BARBARIC!! THERE'S NOTHING INDECENT ABOUT A SOLDIER'S BODY!! You ought to be fuckin' arrested!! Raising your hand against the great me is fucking treason in my home!! I could have your fuckin' head!! AAAHHHHHH!! [SO UPSET HE HAS BEEN SO KIND TO HER AND IT DOESN'T MATTER, SHE STARTED!! SHE STARTED!!!!]

UNGRATEFUL TOO!! Destroying my property after I fuckin' lent you a damn horse to get back to your home unharmed, you deceiving little she-pig! OWWWWW!!! [It doesnt even hurt anymore but he wants her to feel bad and it's satisfying to make a scene and involve her and shame her publicly]

[now that's just cruel, what if Turkey believes it?]

[figures his pants are just going to keep falling down without a belt, so he's just going to discard them and walk around pantsless]

Oh, that would be nice! There's so many things to write letters about. Like... well, I guess if I told you, I couldn't write it in a letter!

[ let us not mention that the mun herself is 5'1.... shorter than even Japan... ]

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